Idiocracy Is Now

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23 Comments

ThanksObama@sh.itjust.works · 47 pts · 260d (2 replies)

Rhaedas@fedia.io · 18 pts · 260d

I've seen the movie a number of times, and I swear I thought this was just a clip from it for a second.

BilSabab@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 260d

where's Drake?

aeronmelon@lemmy.world · 32 pts · 260d

“Go away, batin’!”

Zorque@lemmy.world · 21 pts · 260d

Idiocracy just assumes everyone smart died off and we're only left with idiots who don't know how to do anything. The majority of the people in the world of Idiocracy are, at worst, neutral.

That is not this world, there are far too many intelligent (and otherwise) malevolents acting against the best interest of the whole and for their own exclusive best interest.

massive_bereavement@fedia.io · 16 pts · 260d (5 replies)

What's the goon button for?

SantasMagicalComfort@piefed.world · 19 pts · 260d

Gooning.

three@lemmy.zip · 10 pts · 260d

You turn into a henchman to a villain of your choosing.

tym@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 260d
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RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 260d

I can’t believe nobody told you yet.

Porn. Jerking off.

i_am_hiding@aussie.zone · 5 pts · 260d

That's how you order a bag of wine so you may play Goon of Fortune

NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone · 8 pts · 260d

Instead of paying for compute time you buy Claude Crystals, 100 of which can be exchanged for a Booty Box. The Booty Box is random but will contain credit for at least one prompt, plus collectible badges and Claude Scrip that can be traded for skins in the store.

SantasMagicalComfort@piefed.world · 7 pts · 260d (2 replies)

I’d buy this today if it was on the market.

wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 260d

"what if I told you there is an app on the market-" (Jian-Yang)

"we're past that! Just demo it." (Erlich)

Laser@feddit.org · 3 pts · 260d

Give it a year

lurch@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 260d

I actually had this in like 2010 or so: I noticed, i exclusively use 8 programs on one PC. So I installed notion (a tiled tabbed window manager) that would keep the windows max size and tabbed and wrote a Java program to display a 3x3 button menu with those 8 programs + a shutdown button. I made it to autostart that menu program and used the PC like that for years.

Rhoeri@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 260d (3 replies)

What is “goon”?

Khrux@ttrpg.network · 9 pts · 260d

It's just a verb that means to (frequently) masturbate to porn.

Zwiebel@feddit.org · 1 pts · 260d
three@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 260d

It's a name for a hockey player whose job it is to hurt players on the other team.

chicken@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 260d

Way ahead of you, have already configured my computer to have several of these buttons

SomeoneSomewhere@lemmy.nz · 3 pts · 260d

I feel like the AI button is redundant?

BilSabab@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 260d

That's basically how online casinos work... oh wait... shit

BlackLaZoR@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 75d

Power button is unnecessary. Why would you want to power it off anyway?