a christmas mirarule

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37 Comments

mech@feddit.org · 67 pts · 256d (19 replies)

As a straight guy...OK?

sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml · 53 pts · 256d (13 replies)

forcefems you

GalacticSushi@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 45 pts · 256d (3 replies)

Me next please 🥺

GalacticSushi@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 38 pts · 256d (2 replies)

Still cis tho

TotallynotJessica@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 38 pts · 256d (1 reply)

sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml · 20 pts · 256d

This is going in the folder

mech@feddit.org · 27 pts · 256d (8 replies)

I don't know what that means, but it sounds like something I'd be OK with.

GalacticSushi@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 19 pts · 256d (7 replies)
mech@feddit.org · 32 pts · 256d (6 replies)

I'm a 40-year-old guy with a full beard and a wife, and I relate to all memes on that page.

Now what?...
...What the fuck?

TotallynotJessica@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 25 pts · 256d

GalacticSushi@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 22 pts · 256d

I'm a 33-year-old guy*** with facial hair, a wife, and kids. I started seeing a gender affirming therapist a couple months back. Hoping to start talking to my wife about HRT soon. So far she's been very supportive but this next step is... Big.

For reference, my egg started cracking this past summer and fully cracked in October. You're welcome or I'm sorry if I've caused something to crack for you.

QueenMidna@lemmy.ca · 18 pts · 256d

I had a beard down to my navel this time last year, and I'm 39.

You can change whatever you want about yourself, if you want.

Feel free to DM if you've got questions!

brown567@sh.itjust.works · 7 pts · 256d

30-year old dude here!

I'm a big fan of egg_irl because the subreddit (ew) gave me the courage to undertake an open-minded exploration of my gender identity.

Ultimately I concluded that I'm cis, but now I'm confident enough in that identity to enjoy some traditionally 'feminine' things that I found I like without worrying about it somehow harming my masculinity =)

cassandrafatigue@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 256d

I don't see the problem with the wife or the 40 years old thing. At least not related to this; might not be great if you wanna run a marathon.

atopi@piefed.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 256d
bdonvr@thelemmy.club · 19 pts · 256d

Yeah like I'm pretty comfortable with my gender but I mean I can't say no to a unique experience

germanatlas@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 18 pts · 256d (3 replies)

As a bisexual guy…OK?

WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 256d

As a guy...OK!

cassandrafatigue@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 256d (1 reply)

You date a bi girl and she moves in with you on the first date.

djsoren19@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 1 pts · 256d

I see this as an absolute win!

Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club · 48 pts · 256d
Zachariah@lemmy.world · 28 pts · 256d (1 reply)

oh deer

Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf · 2 pts · 256d

It went maximum lesbian.

ThePyroPython@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 256d

Is this a joke I'm too straight to understand?

(For the record, I wish I wasn't, yeah I have tried, both exploring my identity and also sexual acts.)

Fanfic_Galore@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 256d

And that's how Noelle was born.

Apytele@sh.itjust.works · 11 pts · 256d (3 replies)
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87Six@lemmy.zip · 5 pts · 256d (2 replies)

I'm so confused about every sexuality mentioned in this comment

I have no idea who is what lol

PunnyName@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 256d

My guess is that they were born female, find men to be sexually attractive, but are likely to identify as trans-masc.

yuri@pawb.social · 2 pts · 256d

i followed perfectly but i’m at least enbie with a similarly confusing explanation

cassandrafatigue@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 9 pts · 256d

Hopefully on the ground floor, as I dive out the window to avoid being happy.

stray@pawb.social · 8 pts · 256d (1 reply)

Like to me or to the deer? Or is the deer speaking to the person pointing at them?

Rozauhtuno@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 8 pts · 256d

My daily affirmation.

pieland@piefed.social · 7 pts · 256d

thank you for this christmas blessing 🏳️‍🌈

Cevilia@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 6 pts · 256d
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QuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 256d (3 replies)
squirtsquirt29@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 256d (2 replies)

Thank you I needed to see this

QuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 256d (1 reply)

squirtsquirt29@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 255d

So joy and whimsy coded