PETA rule

Best latte milk

Legit. Gotta be fresh, homemade stuff can be slimy. But oat milk is dank.

We leave a glass of milk for Santa and a carrot for the reindeer.

....because a 5 year old leaving cognac and a biscotti might be a bit inappropriate ?

Ibuprofen and alcohol do not mix well. Well except you want totally get hammered

Vegans are annoying but oat milk is delicious you simple carrot stick. Like many ingredients they are not completely interchangeable.

Poster is awful though

Yeah I like non dairy milks, especially soy and nutmilks, but oat milk is just watery oatmeal...

Listen I am the first to malign the vegans but oat milk is vastly superior to milk in every way you stale muffin.

Yeah who drinks milk that isn't a child anyway? Fuck your oat And almond milk.

Doesn't look like ai so maybe they paid an artist

Nope, I saw plenty of bad art before AI became a thing and this is 100% handmade. Not 100% original though, as the lines were clearly traced. You can actually tell the person who made it is fairly inexperienced in art because they used the airbrush for every single shadow and highlight, so being this anatomically correct on the lines would not be consistent if they weren't tracing.

There’s a scene in the novel The Orphanmasters Son where the main character jerks off male cows to get enough calories to survive a North Korean camp. It broke my suspension of disbelief, tbh.

fuck peta, milk everyone who consents

Fuck milk, peta everything?

In the image, the reindeers are robots

196 communities only ever had one rule - and they are obeying that.

You’ve caught me. This shitpost is part of my veiled conspiracy to increase oat milk sales using a diegetically attractive Santa Claus. It’s part of my cults plan to ensure the growth of the Quaker Man, who we keep in an underground vat we will eventually use to achieve the apocalypse.