Handy chart for those who may be confused

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Kaput@lemmy.world · 78 pts · 238d (1 reply)

Funniest part to me is that the guy who wrote the letter to Epstein stated that Bubba is not Bill, then denied Bubba was Maxwell's horse. But he never denied that there is a picture of Trump blowing someone or that blowing could be any other act than fellatio. He's probably still holding copies of the picture.

prettybunnys@piefed.social · 9 pts · 238d

. . . Has anyone asked him if we can see the picture?

ChicoSuave@lemmy.world · 59 pts · 238d (8 replies)

This chart makes the case that Bill Clinton's dick is delicious

hayvan@piefed.world · 17 pts · 238d

The real Big Beautiful Bill

Donjamos@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 238d (5 replies)

Yea at this point he has to show it to us, I wanna see what's so special about it

MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca · 11 pts · 238d

I understand your reasoning, but please God no.

bstix@feddit.dk · 9 pts · 238d (3 replies)

It's the taste. You have to try it.

AltheaHunter@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 6 pts · 238d

Could be the mouthfeel.

Donjamos@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 238d (1 reply)

Yea but how was trump supposed to know that beforehand? He doesn't strike me as someone who usually blows other guys. So if he blew bill he must have seen it and suddenly had the need to blow him for some reason.

dohpaz42@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 238d

He doesn't strike me as someone who usually blows other guys.

Maybe he does. It would explain so much.

NOT_RICK@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 238d

Tough to say no after being serenaded by his sax skills

MisterD@lemmy.ca · 14 pts · 238d (7 replies)

This needs arrows.

I'm pretty sure Hillary blew her own husband too

FartMaster69@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 33 pts · 238d

While it’s possible, and even likely, there are no primary sources documenting this action.

14th_cylon@lemmy.zip · 20 pts · 238d (5 replies)

just for the fun, could you share with the class what do you think that the phrase "to be sure" means?

baines@lemmy.cafe · 2 pts · 238d (3 replies)

Hillary was a freak and young once

selokichtli@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 238d (1 reply)

I mean, she scored Bubba, who is apparently a beast by his own right... but, IDK, she doesn't vibe me as a freak, where that idea came from?

Nasan@sopuli.xyz · 1 pts · 238d

Hillary strikes me as the type of person who brags about their blowjob skills by how much teeth she gives. Though I suppose some people are into that.

14th_cylon@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 238d

the fact she was once young is the only thing we can establish with certainty. the rest is speculation and speculation is on the opposite side of the spectrum than certainty.

wieson@feddit.org · -1 pts · 238d

The reading direction is that Bill blew Monica.

cybervseas@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 238d (1 reply)

We might need a separate handy chart though…

Godric@lemmy.world · 35 pts · 238d

MyMindIsLikeAnOcean@piefed.world · 11 pts · 238d

Teehee

SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social · 7 pts · 238d

"Everyone sucks here"

untorquer@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 238d (5 replies)

Good job with the post title that doesn't suck!

Tolookah@discuss.tchncs.de · 5 pts · 238d (2 replies)

But it's not a chart about a handy, it's a chart about sucking

hayvan@piefed.world · 4 pts · 238d

Sucky chart for those who may be confused

untorquer@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 238d

But why is it rubbing you the wrong way? Just enjoy a little pleasure in your life!

Godric@lemmy.world · -4 pts · 238d (1 reply)

Disappointing job with the comment that adds nothing!

untorquer@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 238d

Im sorry I've ruined it for you 🥲. Still think it's a cheeky title.

yakko@feddit.uk · 6 pts · 238d

Cursed Kabbalah chart