You're taking my suggestion to bang a bunch of someone's daughter's former boyfriends in front of her to establish dominance much too seriously.
The details don't matter because it is not a good plan.
But if it really must be done, then to do it properly then it would be important to wait until everyone was over 18 and THEN fuck all of your daughter's former boyfriends in front of her to establish dominance.
I assuming they all already want to, they just fucked his daughter to misdirect attention from their dick sucking in the locker room and Anon's daughter is easy
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Peppycito@sh.itjust.works · 199 pts · 269d
One day blinding stew.
halvar@lemy.lol · 88 pts · 269d
stew that blinds for one day
Pyro@programming.dev · 77 pts · 269d
feed her a stew that blinds her for 1 day
mika_mika@lemmy.world · 33 pts · 269d
Feed her a type of stew that blinds her for 1 day
Mycatiskai@lemmy.ca · 28 pts · 269d
Nobody ever mentions a thick soup that causes a 1 day deafness of the eyes.
Apeman42@lemmy.world · 169 pts · 269d
Reads like an incel revenge fantasy tbh.
chicken@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 80 pts · 269d
Like the implication that having an active sex life and bullying someone to death are basically the same category of thing or strongly related somehow
_Nico198X_@europe.pub · 33 pts · 269d
"Popular Crowd" hobbies
HonoraryMancunian@lemmy.world · 31 pts · 269d
Wdym? It's totally normal to refer to your daughter's clothes as slutty
criss_cross@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 269d
My parents did that with my sisters.
Shockingly I’m not on speaking terms with my parents.
5redie8@sh.itjust.works · 24 pts · 269d
anon dreamt this up while masturbating
k0e3@lemmy.ca · 9 pts · 269d
On 4chan?! No, that couldn't be!
Avicenna@programming.dev · 4 pts · 269d
it does indeed scream incel
0x0@infosec.pub · 7 pts · 269d
Was it the green text that gave it away?
krooklochurm@lemmy.ca · 87 pts · 269d
Gather up all her ex boyfriends and fuck them in front of her to establish dominance. On her 18th birthday though. So it's all above board.
TargaryenTKE@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 269d
Shouldn't it be when
THEY'RE18?Edit: The BOYS are 18
krooklochurm@lemmy.ca · 5 pts · 269d
When you turn 18 you're normally 18.
It's a miracle of modern technology.
TargaryenTKE@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 269d
Lol I meant when the boys are 18. Edit added
krooklochurm@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 269d
You're taking my suggestion to bang a bunch of someone's daughter's former boyfriends in front of her to establish dominance much too seriously.
The details don't matter because it is not a good plan.
But if it really must be done, then to do it properly then it would be important to wait until everyone was over 18 and THEN fuck all of your daughter's former boyfriends in front of her to establish dominance.
Aneb@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 269d
I assuming they all already want to, they just fucked his daughter to misdirect attention from their dick sucking in the locker room and Anon's daughter is easy
Korhaka@sopuli.xyz · 2 pts · 260d
In the UK you can probably do it when she is 18, you can fuck the boys when they are 16 but you need to wait for her to be 18 to send her porn videos.
lka1988@sh.itjust.works · 83 pts · 269d
Fake: anon has kids, implying anon had sex with a woman
Gay: reasons
joyjoy@lemmy.zip · 27 pts · 269d
Suicide is gay
Artaca@lemdro.id · 8 pts · 269d
Suicide is badass. -Frank Reynolds
Akasazh@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 269d
It brings on many changes
lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org · 3 pts · 269d
And Anon can take or leave it if he pleases
EldenLord@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 267d
"Always remember, son: Dying is gay!"
~ Soldier TF2
fushuan@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 269d
No
halvar@lemy.lol · 11 pts · 269d
It's gay because anon has gone through the phone of his own daughter who is implied to have a lot of less than family friendly chats open with dudes.
steeznson@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 269d
Anon searches daughter's phone for dick pics
irelephant@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 31 pts · 269d
Atlas_@lemmy.world · 29 pts · 269d
One day blinding stew might do the trick
lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org · 22 pts · 269d
First greentext I've clocked as fake in a long time
Sharkticon@lemmy.zip · 23 pts · 269d
That's kind of concerning for you.
lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org · 1 pts · 269d
Yeah. Breath strips help.
Itdidnttrickledown@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 269d
They are all fake.
Ilovethebomb@sh.itjust.works · 22 pts · 269d
Didn't happen.
affenlehrer@feddit.org · 35 pts · 269d
I guess they bullied a fat kid into writing this on 4chan
atro_city@fedia.io · 9 pts · 269d
Straight to jail
Rampsquatch@sh.itjust.works · 9 pts · 268d
'Have I failed as a father?' well, your asking 4chan, OP, so yes.
Buuuut, we all know you aren't even a father at all and this is fake as fuck, don't we?
nutsack@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 8 pts · 269d
send her to fat camp