Anon asks 4chan for parenting advice

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40 Comments

Peppycito@sh.itjust.works · 199 pts · 269d (4 replies)

One day blinding stew.

halvar@lemy.lol · 88 pts · 269d (3 replies)

stew that blinds for one day

Pyro@programming.dev · 77 pts · 269d (2 replies)

feed her a stew that blinds her for 1 day

mika_mika@lemmy.world · 33 pts · 269d (1 reply)

Feed her a type of stew that blinds her for 1 day

Mycatiskai@lemmy.ca · 28 pts · 269d

Nobody ever mentions a thick soup that causes a 1 day deafness of the eyes.

Apeman42@lemmy.world · 169 pts · 269d (8 replies)

Reads like an incel revenge fantasy tbh.

chicken@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 80 pts · 269d (1 reply)

Like the implication that having an active sex life and bullying someone to death are basically the same category of thing or strongly related somehow

_Nico198X_@europe.pub · 33 pts · 269d

"Popular Crowd" hobbies

HonoraryMancunian@lemmy.world · 31 pts · 269d (1 reply)

Wdym? It's totally normal to refer to your daughter's clothes as slutty

criss_cross@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 269d

My parents did that with my sisters.

Shockingly I’m not on speaking terms with my parents.

5redie8@sh.itjust.works · 24 pts · 269d

anon dreamt this up while masturbating

k0e3@lemmy.ca · 9 pts · 269d

On 4chan?! No, that couldn't be!

Avicenna@programming.dev · 4 pts · 269d (1 reply)

it does indeed scream incel

0x0@infosec.pub · 7 pts · 269d

Was it the green text that gave it away?

krooklochurm@lemmy.ca · 87 pts · 269d (6 replies)

Gather up all her ex boyfriends and fuck them in front of her to establish dominance. On her 18th birthday though. So it's all above board.

TargaryenTKE@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 269d (5 replies)

Shouldn't it be when THEY'RE 18?

Edit: The BOYS are 18

krooklochurm@lemmy.ca · 5 pts · 269d (3 replies)

When you turn 18 you're normally 18.

It's a miracle of modern technology.

TargaryenTKE@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 269d (2 replies)

Lol I meant when the boys are 18. Edit added

krooklochurm@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 269d (1 reply)

You're taking my suggestion to bang a bunch of someone's daughter's former boyfriends in front of her to establish dominance much too seriously.

The details don't matter because it is not a good plan.

But if it really must be done, then to do it properly then it would be important to wait until everyone was over 18 and THEN fuck all of your daughter's former boyfriends in front of her to establish dominance.

Aneb@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 269d

I assuming they all already want to, they just fucked his daughter to misdirect attention from their dick sucking in the locker room and Anon's daughter is easy

Korhaka@sopuli.xyz · 2 pts · 260d

In the UK you can probably do it when she is 18, you can fuck the boys when they are 16 but you need to wait for her to be 18 to send her porn videos.

lka1988@sh.itjust.works · 83 pts · 269d (8 replies)

Fake: anon has kids, implying anon had sex with a woman

Gay: reasons

joyjoy@lemmy.zip · 27 pts · 269d (5 replies)

Suicide is gay

Artaca@lemdro.id · 8 pts · 269d

Suicide is badass. -Frank Reynolds

Akasazh@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 269d (1 reply)

It brings on many changes

lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org · 3 pts · 269d

And Anon can take or leave it if he pleases

EldenLord@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 267d

"Always remember, son: Dying is gay!"

~ Soldier TF2

fushuan@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 269d

No

halvar@lemy.lol · 11 pts · 269d

It's gay because anon has gone through the phone of his own daughter who is implied to have a lot of less than family friendly chats open with dudes.

steeznson@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 269d

Anon searches daughter's phone for dick pics

irelephant@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 31 pts · 269d
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Atlas_@lemmy.world · 29 pts · 269d

One day blinding stew might do the trick

lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org · 22 pts · 269d (3 replies)

First greentext I've clocked as fake in a long time

Sharkticon@lemmy.zip · 23 pts · 269d (1 reply)

That's kind of concerning for you.

lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org · 1 pts · 269d

Yeah. Breath strips help.

Itdidnttrickledown@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 269d

They are all fake.

Ilovethebomb@sh.itjust.works · 22 pts · 269d (1 reply)

Didn't happen.

affenlehrer@feddit.org · 35 pts · 269d

I guess they bullied a fat kid into writing this on 4chan

atro_city@fedia.io · 9 pts · 269d

Straight to jail

Rampsquatch@sh.itjust.works · 9 pts · 268d

'Have I failed as a father?' well, your asking 4chan, OP, so yes.

Buuuut, we all know you aren't even a father at all and this is fake as fuck, don't we?

nutsack@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 8 pts · 269d

send her to fat camp