You know how rabbits eat their own shit? ...and the shit is kind of round?
Is that where Rabbits shitting chocolate eggs at Easter came from? Like a kid saw a rabbit doing that, and the parents had to come up with something so they said it was chocolate eggs... Then the kid wanted some... So the adults has to be like "that's bad rabbit chocolate, it's only good once a year"... Around easter time..
... and you have to goto the garden and look for it.
Chocolate eggs are a recent addition; it used to be actual eggs. Without looking it up, I seem to remember that it's basically pagan spring fertility stuff (both eggs and rabbits).
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Grandwolf319@sh.itjust.works · 34 pts · 257d
From the back
Amateurs
What’s that punk?
Turkey: Amateurs
MajorMajormajormajor@lemmy.ca · 9 pts · 257d
Maybe turkeys like getting bread stuffed up there ass?
squaresinger@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 257d
Don't kink shame!
MajorMajormajormajor@lemmy.ca · 4 pts · 257d
You're ahem breakfast is served, sir.
then_three_more@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 257d
Guy Fawkes still trying to put out his hat just frowns.
sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml · 12 pts · 257d
The leprechaun just gets to drink and have gold
blaue_Fledermaus@olio.cafe · 6 pts · 257d
Cupid should try moving to the Southern Hemisphere, February is the perfect time to do that.
Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club · 5 pts · 257d
DarkCloud@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 257d
You know how rabbits eat their own shit? ...and the shit is kind of round?
Is that where Rabbits shitting chocolate eggs at Easter came from? Like a kid saw a rabbit doing that, and the parents had to come up with something so they said it was chocolate eggs... Then the kid wanted some... So the adults has to be like "that's bad rabbit chocolate, it's only good once a year"... Around easter time..
... and you have to goto the garden and look for it.
A_norny_mousse@feddit.org · 8 pts · 257d
Chocolate eggs are a recent addition; it used to be actual eggs. Without looking it up, I seem to remember that it's basically pagan spring fertility stuff (both eggs and rabbits).
ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 257d
"I had to inaugurate the trans-Atlantic slave trade to get my holiday -- and it turns out I was doing it in the wrong direction."