c/onehundredninetysix · by UnGlasierteGurke@feddit.org · 251dbacon rule 329 points · 19 comments · view on lemmy.world
19 Comments
v4ld1z@lemmy.zip · 30 pts · 251d
and it's usually vegan :3
FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world · 30 pts · 251d
kubica@fedia.io · 22 pts · 251d
gaycon
UxyIVrljPeRl@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 251d
Bacon > no Bacon
saltnotsugar@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 251d
Part of this complete breakfast.
FuyuhikoDate@feddit.org · 11 pts · 251d
I really want to, but its Bacon... Thats haram...
Berengaria_of_Navarre@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 251d
Well lucky for you, the reason it's colourful is pretty much the same reason as raki looks like milk when you add water. To trick god into thinking it's something else.
FuyuhikoDate@feddit.org · 7 pts · 251d
Wait... Are you for real about raki?
I know the same fact about Maultaschen (aka Herrgottsbescheißerle)
Berengaria_of_Navarre@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 251d
That's what some random Turkish dude told me in Bodrum so it must be true!
SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social · 10 pts · 251d
Some random Albanian dude told me god couldn't see through the breading on his pork Schnitzel, so it's OK as well.
FerretyFever0@fedia.io · 5 pts · 251d
Wow, this guy has questionable ideas about what omnipotence and omnipresence mean. Unless that's not a thing in Islam?
SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social · 2 pts · 251d
It was a really good breading! And he might not be that religious.
FuyuhikoDate@feddit.org · 8 pts · 251d
a random Turkish dude in Bodrum is a reliable source!
It has to be true!
Berengaria_of_Navarre@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 251d
He said that you add water to it so god thinks you're drinking milk.
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 5 pts · 251d
A random Turkish dude in Ankara, on the other hand..
comradedoggo__@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 6 pts · 251d
the woke mob is turning the bacon gay!1!1!!! (it’s me, i’m the woke mob :3)
ICastFist@programming.dev · 4 pts · 251d
Instant diabeetus
Screen_Shatter@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 251d
https://youtu.be/3F1_04GLrPs
gamis44@lemmy.myserv.one · 2 pts · 250d
yes please force-feed it to me~