What Are Your Predictions For 2026

I had to look it up too.

I was thinking "who the fuck thinks it's a good idea to run an Olympics-style sporting event that encourages PED use?" until I got to this part in the article:

"...with backing by Peter Thiel and Donald Trump Jr...."

Oh, okay, that makes sense. It's just backed by two of the worst people on the planet. They're probably hoping to see people die in these games.

Waiting for 2027 and then evaluating was the plan. I don't see that as a problem. It's not a real bingo chart so I don't have to finish fast.

Alien pussy found

"Yeah, but is it underage, though?" - Rich people, for some reason...

Some Big Tech social media platform falls victim to enshittification, but people still stay on there for no sane reason except it has more content and porn.

Buddy, you're not gonna fucken believe this...

BBC is reporting that the USA has launched strikes against Venezuela....

So you've got one ticked off already and it's only the 3rd Janiary.

You wrote AI bubble bursts twice

"Germany's far right receives more votes" is already the free space.

Climate change worsening is a given.

I'm going to predict that the forecasted warming goes down thanks to Chinese production (like every year).

The board lacks general scalability.

My post is not a classical bingo - not a race to bingo first. Bingo is just the template that holds the predictions. I agree in general though.

This kind of pedantery is peak autism right here (hello fellow autist)

yea that was too easy. I predicted China making a move on Taiwan as a response to that because USA has no argument anymore.

I hope you achieve all of that. I just wish it didn't inevitably lead to the fall of Taiwan this September.

That's so nutsack!

HL3? That's a name I haven't heard in a long time...

Who needs a fence when you have land mines.

See also: Finland and the Ottawa Convention

::: spoiler Spoiler The withdrawal takes effect in January. Soo… yesterday? :::

I think there the government is also starting a controversial draft law, basically citizens will be drafted at random, cuz people aren't interested in dying in foreign land.

There was another case that happened, a kid made fun of a solider who came to their school for recruitment and he made fun of him. So now that kid is being prosecuted (some years of community service) so basically this sets a precedent that you can make fun of others but not military

Edit: i forgot to mention im talking about Germany

I know, I know. A risky one. They are taking a lot of debt to please people in 2026 so I took a bet.

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Didn't know this is a thing.

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@roydbt Ok, I will remind you on Sunday Jan 3, 2027 at 8:04 PM UTC.

I'll take that bet! You're gonna look pretty silly soon.

Prediction 20, the solar eclipse in august in spain will be cloudy so you won't be able to see it

Prediction one: in February on groundhog day, punxsutawney phil, seer of seers, prognosticator of prognosticators, will see six more weeks of [removed]

I was going to predict statesians going to war (not just threatening) but i decided to check and that just happened like half an hour ago can i put it on my free square

Prediction four: spider rain will cease being our local, one week a year phenomenon and turn into Global August Hell

Prediction 14, Krasnov eats King Charles on live TV

Prediction 11, Statesians become comfortable eating Guinea pig

Prediction nine, bacon shortages due to tariff bullshit

Prediction 18 US Supreme Court rules for Krasnov. Krasnov disregards Supreme Court

Prediction seven, Dave won't be there, man

Prediction two: they'll make a star war, and there will be the usual fan bullshit is it good or not debate up until there is some absolutely unbearable Disney political bullshit they throw in to kowtow to the current powers that be. Then everyone will hate it.

Prediction 23 That dentin/enamel repair gel finally makes its way to my dentist and i can fix my teeth proper finally.

Prediction three, this is the year disco comes back

Prediction 13, Todd Howard, you did it again

Prediction 17, US Supreme Court rules against Krasnov. Krasnov disregards Supreme Court.

Prediction 24 we do this again next year and make it a drinking game or something

Prediction five, that chewing gum you like will come back

Prediction 22 New plague

Prediction 12, Putain almost dies, but doesn't and cockblocks death again. Disappointing all.

Prediction six, it will turn out to be neither benign nor malignant. The biopsy will discover a gummy bear

Prediction 19, Greenland maintains current alliances.

Prediction ten, Krasnov groupies won't just wear ear rags and diapers. They're about to go full Foley cath.

Prediction 15, The republic is saved, by, oh let's say Bat Boy.

Prediction 21, someone will try to explain to krasnov that the reason it's rainier these last few years is the 2022 Hunga Tonga–Hunga Haʻapai eruption, and he'll get it in his head that means he should set off some nukes underwater in the pacific. (i admit i might be giving him too much credit with this one)

Prediction 16, Usha Vance gets deported.

Prediction eight, Krasnov learns a new word!

I am not Taiwanese, but I have the same hope. However, if Trump gets away with Venezuela and Putin with Ukrain, I see no reason why China would not follow through with their threats. Luckily, I think Taiwan more ready to fight back than Venezuela.

I'm gonna hold your hands for this...