I don't care how old you are, war means war

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13 Comments

SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world · 32 pts · 240d (7 replies)

Yeah those are fighting words even though my attorney advised me to not fight toddlers anymore.

SanctimoniousApe@lemmings.world · 12 pts · 240d (2 replies)

Attorney got tired of you trying to sue every time you lost one of those fights, huh?

SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world · 11 pts · 239d (1 reply)

Medical bills are expensive my dude.

SanctimoniousApe@lemmings.world · 6 pts · 239d

It's all those lollipops you ate.

pelespirit@sh.itjust.works · 9 pts · 240d

lmao, I hope you had a great holiday CumFart. Is it okay if I call you CumFart?

bizarroland@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 239d (1 reply)

Sounds like you need a better attorney.

prex@aussie.zone · 5 pts · 239d

Dave@lemmy.nz · 5 pts · 239d

Free Hat!

Hat was attacked maliciously and unprovoked by a gang of babies in Westown Park. When that many babies get together, they can be like piranha!

SanctimoniousApe@lemmings.world · 15 pts · 240d (1 reply)

Heck, if that were me I'd never be "done" being three!

Carvex@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 239d

Yeah fuck this I’m not done with 24 from 20 years ago yet

HorikBrun@kbin.earth · 12 pts · 240d

Little guy has shit figured out that even old people are just realizing.

AnarchistArtificer@slrpnk.net · 4 pts · 238d

Man, I miss hanging out with kids. I used to do a lot of babysitting as a young adult, and this made me feel nostalgic for those times.

I don't plan on having kids myself, but my friends are starting to pop them out, so in the few years, there should be some small humans to have silly conversations with. I'm looking forward to it

samus12345@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 239d

"And when will that be?"