I think I'm more afraid of Drop-Bear Chlamydia, the little teeth and claws, and/or the screaming because it's too stupid to get back in the tree, than of getting Mauled by the bigger ones. No, I don't care about the likelihood, I'll be punting the bastard, running away, or both.
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KokusnussRitter@discuss.tchncs.de · 53 pts · 241d
Careful! They might give you clamydia!
ExcessShiv@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 30 pts · 241d
starik@lemmy.zip · 6 pts · 241d
Ewww, it does look like he’s doing that with the koala in the last panel 🤮
acockworkorange@mander.xyz · 14 pts · 241d
And your emoji looks like is deep throating Shrek.
GreenKnight23@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 241d
ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 240d
Damn, now I wanna see Shrek's view.
slazer2au@lemmy.world · 21 pts · 241d
But they aren't bears.....
BenReilly97@lemmy.world · 21 pts · 241d
They don't meet the koala-fications.
lemmy_get_my_coat@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 240d
And now I came too
fartographer@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 240d
Your jokes are un-marsupial-able.
morto@piefed.social · 8 pts · 241d
Exactly! People should learn that koalas aren't bears, but are pandas! or is it a dolphin? I swear I knew that one
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 241d
It's manatees. They aren't women. I had to get it tattooed on my hand after The Incident.
jtzl@lemmy.zip · 4 pts · 241d
Came here for this.
Gerudo@lemmy.zip · 16 pts · 241d
To be fair, I've heard koala bears are mean bastards.
cheesybuddha@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 241d
Drop Bears are no joke
Check out this harrowing encounter a reporter had with a really viscous Drop Bear.
Buffy@libretechni.ca · 5 pts · 240d
I loved this, thanks for linking. Had a big smile on my face the entire time.
MisterFrog@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 240d
This whole piece is un-australian for exposing a great Australian past time.
This video should be removed for national security (to protect our fun).
Luckily most visitors to our country won't see this video ;)
ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 240d
That was wonderful.
death_to_carrots@feddit.org · 14 pts · 241d
Drop bears are dangerous!
TabbsTheBat@pawb.social · 11 pts · 241d
Drop bears are vicious, I'll have you know
slazer2au@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 241d
That's what happens when you don't apply your allotment of Vegemite before heading out.
miked@piefed.social · 7 pts · 240d
MachineFab812@discuss.tchncs.de · 6 pts · 241d
I think I'm more afraid of Drop-Bear Chlamydia, the little teeth and claws, and/or the screaming because it's too stupid to get back in the tree, than of getting Mauled by the bigger ones. No, I don't care about the likelihood, I'll be punting the bastard, running away, or both.
Tollana1234567@lemmy.today · 4 pts · 240d
suspicious to see a drop bear in a hardwood forest.
Smoogs@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 240d
Too late it’s mauling him
bhamlin@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 240d
Now he's got chlamydia.
Chippys_mittens@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 240d