c/theonion · by seahorse@midwest.social · 227dFuck this place 451 points · 10 comments · view on lemmy.world
10 Comments
pelespirit@sh.itjust.works · 46 pts · 227d
"Die for Donald Trump and his family to make money."
calliope@retrolemmy.com · 28 pts · 227d
Representing and possibly dying for the worst of humanity has been the proud U.S. military way for 75 years!
Of the past 16 presidential administrations (counting re-elections separately), 9 of them were unquestionably awful people.
And between 1950 and 1973 you had a chance of getting drafted to fight in a pointless war!
kn0wmad1c@programming.dev · 11 pts · 227d
The patch is on backwards, but maybe that's part of the commentary the onion is going for
mrbeano@lemmy.zip · 8 pts · 227d
Not retreating, but definitely moving in the wrong direction
UnspecificGravity@piefed.social · 6 pts · 227d
Fun fact: the US military only started reversing right arm patches in 1995, which is also when they started shitting in their own months and calling it "victory". It's pretty obviously the reason they haven't actually won a war since then.
Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works · 9 pts · 227d
Die for niche crypto to go up two points!
tehsillz@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 227d
inb4 he says 'the onion' is 'fake news'!
Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 227d
How is this parody?
JustAPenguin@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 227d
Because the US is a joke
errer@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 227d
I ate it.