When I was a little kid, one of those flying cunts stung my brother. So I vowed bitter revenge.
Over the years of my childhood, I caught dozens, if not hundreds of them with my net. Having caught one, I used to hold the net in front of a cross spider's web, so that the wasp, triumphantly but mistakenly believing it had regained its freedom, had to fly straight into the web.
And then I watched the little asshole get destroyed. I'm pretty sure that to this day, I'm worshipped as a god by the local cross spider population.
20 Comments
bjorney@lemmy.ca · 62 pts · 234d
I worked in a fruit fly lab for years during grad school, so I'm pretty much fucked
474D@lemmy.world · 37 pts · 234d
You can totally kick those flies asses
Deceptichum@quokk.au · 16 pts · 234d
SchmidtGenetics@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 234d
Wonder how many it would take to suffocate someone by accidental inhalation…
Like you could only breath through your clothes so much before it’s saturated and you’re forced to inhale them, so like what’s the math here?
LogicalDrivel@sopuli.xyz · 4 pts · 234d
Well, im only half way through my coffee but i think ive had enough internet for the day.
Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de · 1 pts · 212d
dude i had a fly.. fly into my throat once while riding a bike, i think 3 would fucking suffice to suffocate
one of the worst things i've experienced
halvar@lemy.lol · 27 pts · 234d
i had to look up whether the second framed picture was photoshopped in or pbf really has gone this mad
tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip · 25 pts · 234d
original for anyone wondering
https://pbfcomics.com/comics/amends/
IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 234d
I'm assuming the rat, turtle, and snake are roadkill?
A BABY ELEPHANT?
fuck that cunt, send him to hell
tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 234d
I see a bat and a frog as well
IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 234d
I've eaten froglegs once, it's like chicken wings
tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 234d
fishy chicken wings
chocrates@piefed.world · 13 pts · 234d
I didn't get it at first, but it's a picture of an exterminator in ppe. So dude killed a bunch of bees
MyTurtleSwimsUpsideDown@fedia.io · 5 pts · 234d
Thems ain’t bees…
glorkon@lemmy.world · 21 pts · 234d
When I was a little kid, one of those flying cunts stung my brother. So I vowed bitter revenge.
Over the years of my childhood, I caught dozens, if not hundreds of them with my net. Having caught one, I used to hold the net in front of a cross spider's web, so that the wasp, triumphantly but mistakenly believing it had regained its freedom, had to fly straight into the web.
And then I watched the little asshole get destroyed. I'm pretty sure that to this day, I'm worshipped as a god by the local cross spider population.
Sanctus@anarchist.nexus · 9 pts · 234d
So what, thats like 200 hugs? Thats easy
Tudsamfa@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 234d
🎶Cause I'd get 1000 hugs, from 10000 lightning bugs🎶
mojofrododojo@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 234d
fuck all the wasps I killed in life, I'll kill 'em again
rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 234d
Not the bees!!
ch00f@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 234d
https://youtu.be/tjdYmQBonew
popekingjoe@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 234d
Hmm. Yeah this tracks.