c/atheistmemes · by Crazyslinkz@lemmy.world · 241dActual church sign in Mississippi cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/41161455 218 points · 17 comments · view on lemmy.world
17 Comments
SPRUNT@lemmy.world · 24 pts · 241d
TIL I'm part of Jesus's spank bank.
logicbomb@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 241d
He came once about 2000 years ago, and he still hasn't had his second coming.
0ops@piefed.zip · 14 pts · 241d
Talk about gooning
Mk23simp@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 7 pts · 241d
That's a helluva refractory period.
SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca · 5 pts · 240d
No nut Millennium.
eestileib@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 12 pts · 240d
ApeNo1@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 241d
Praise be to the coming of the lord!
5714@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 10 pts · 241d
I have a sexual harassment claim against a carpenter from Judaea.
Zagorath@aussie.zone · 7 pts · 241d
::: spoiler Transcription A church sign in front of a brick church displaying the US flag. The sign is from the Chunky Baptist Church. It reads:
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Lumidaub@feddit.org · 3 pts · 241d
Chunk**y** :)
Zagorath@aussie.zone · 3 pts · 241d
Whoops. Thanks, fixed.
Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 241d
Aw, Jesus, no need to be coy. I'm DTF any time.
SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca · 5 pts · 240d
Sorry Jesus, we're just friends.
groucho@lemmy.sdf.org · 3 pts · 240d
I'd hate to see Creamy Baptist Church's sign.
P00ptart@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 240d
I'm not offended, but I want Jesus to know that I'm not interested.
BreadstickNinja@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 240d
There's one on the way to my parents' house that says "Behold! I come quickly!" And on the other side it says "I will come again! Be ye ready!"
Tried these lines on my wife and it kinda killed the mood tbh
FlashMobOfOne@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 240d
The crossover between the lyrics of church hymns and KISS songs is bonkers.