Actual church sign in Mississippi

cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/41161455

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SPRUNT@lemmy.world · 24 pts · 241d

TIL I'm part of Jesus's spank bank.

logicbomb@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 241d (3 replies)

He came once about 2000 years ago, and he still hasn't had his second coming.

0ops@piefed.zip · 14 pts · 241d

Talk about gooning

Mk23simp@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 7 pts · 241d

That's a helluva refractory period.

SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca · 5 pts · 240d

No nut Millennium.

eestileib@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 12 pts · 240d

ApeNo1@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 241d

Praise be to the coming of the lord!

5714@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 10 pts · 241d

I have a sexual harassment claim against a carpenter from Judaea.

Zagorath@aussie.zone · 7 pts · 241d (2 replies)

::: spoiler Transcription A church sign in front of a brick church displaying the US flag. The sign is from the Chunky Baptist Church. It reads:

Jesus came with you on his mind

:::

Lumidaub@feddit.org · 3 pts · 241d (1 reply)

Chunk**y** :)

Zagorath@aussie.zone · 3 pts · 241d

Whoops. Thanks, fixed.

Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 241d

Aw, Jesus, no need to be coy. I'm DTF any time.

SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca · 5 pts · 240d

Sorry Jesus, we're just friends.

groucho@lemmy.sdf.org · 3 pts · 240d

I'd hate to see Creamy Baptist Church's sign.

P00ptart@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 240d

I'm not offended, but I want Jesus to know that I'm not interested.

BreadstickNinja@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 240d

There's one on the way to my parents' house that says "Behold! I come quickly!" And on the other side it says "I will come again! Be ye ready!"

Tried these lines on my wife and it kinda killed the mood tbh

FlashMobOfOne@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 240d

The crossover between the lyrics of church hymns and KISS songs is bonkers.