Same. Not drinking until I lose 40 lbs. The year is off to a very rough start for my country and for me personally, so a beer sounds really nice but I don't think I'm going to cave.
When fruit get to good mushy point, put in fridge to stop from getting bad mushy fast. Fruit then stay good mushy longer and give more time to eat before bad mushy happen.
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dohpaz42@lemmy.world · 61 pts · 235d
Fixed:
Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world · 20 pts · 235d
“The secret to avoiding a hangover is to never stop drinking” - Saul Tigh
Rolive@discuss.tchncs.de · 2 pts · 233d
A toast to a toaster.
SeeMarkFly@lemmy.ml · 52 pts · 235d
2026 has been a long year.
Shirasho@lemmings.world · 20 pts · 235d
Political stuff aside, 2026 has been really rough personally as well. I'm already done with this year.
Mac@mander.xyz · 6 pts · 235d
Sorry to hear that. My 2026 has actually been great and refreshing.
I return to work tonight so we'll see hpw long that lasts.
Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world · 43 pts · 235d
Aneb@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 234d
And the sixth, and the seventh... And so forth
Hond@piefed.social · 15 pts · 235d
Nah, my resolution to rawdog 2026 still stands strong.
ramenshaman@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 235d
Same. Not drinking until I lose 40 lbs. The year is off to a very rough start for my country and for me personally, so a beer sounds really nice but I don't think I'm going to cave.
SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social · 8 pts · 235d
I've already lost 40 lbs in faith in humanity.
chocrates@piefed.world · 12 pts · 235d
Tbf an apple avocado smoothy sounds disgusting
village604@adultswim.fan · 2 pts · 234d
You'd be surprised. Avocado doesn't add much flavor to a smoothie, but it does make it smoother and creamier.
tomiant@piefed.social · 12 pts · 235d
Five avocados? What is she, an oligarch?!
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 234d
let me tell you the secret to having five avocados:
steal avocados
my question is why are they in the fridge
ramenshaman@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 233d
When your avocados are ripe you can put them in the fridge and they'll stay ripe longer.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 233d
i don't undersetand stay ripe longer. i understand eat. please splain.
WhiteRabbit_33@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 233d
When fruit get to good mushy point, put in fridge to stop from getting bad mushy fast. Fruit then stay good mushy longer and give more time to eat before bad mushy happen.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 233d
but why delay eat when can eat now? taste better now too
driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br · 7 pts · 235d
.avif files don't open on jerboa 😒
Nioxic@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 7 pts · 235d
I can describe it:
Image 1: january first, woman drinking green stuff with fridge full of fruits
Image 2: january 5th, woman drinking beer
Saapas@piefed.zip · 7 pts · 235d
I would have said wine, seems like a big bottle
HikingVet@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 235d
Yeah, that's a wine bottle. High chance it's red.
kamenlady@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 235d
A Chateau Cote de Baleau 2005 most likely
man_wtfhappenedtoyou@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 235d
I can see em fine.
driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br · 2 pts · 235d
What version are you in? I'm on 0.0.84
man_wtfhappenedtoyou@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 235d
Looks like same for me. Maybe it's specific to your phone? I'm on a pixel 8 pro android version 16
ieGod@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 234d
Sounds like a solid reason to switch.
ThatGuyNamedZeus@feddit.org · 7 pts · 235d
Alcohol can be a cause of mental decline in your late years.
it also gives you tremors after prolonged excessive consumtion
ramenshaman@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 233d
You must be fun at parties
ThatGuyNamedZeus@feddit.org · 2 pts · 233d
I don't go to many parties, but most people I hang out with seem to like me
tomiant@piefed.social · 0 pts · 235d
It also helps you survive the state of the world.
It also makes life more enjoyable.
It also loosens up social interactions.
It also tastes great.
ThatGuyNamedZeus@feddit.org · 3 pts · 235d
If you can't enjoy life without being drunk maybe you have other issues that you need to work on
felixwhynot@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 235d
This coming from the guy who pretended to be a swan and then seduced Leda?
ThatGuyNamedZeus@feddit.org · 2 pts · 234d
I also disguised myself as a bull and fucked some other guy's wife too. That's how the minotaur was created
felixwhynot@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 234d
Ok so maybe we don’t lecture about good behavior then, eh Zeus?
tomiant@piefed.social · 4 pts · 234d
No shit. Take a look at Sigmund Freud over here.
Tabula_stercore@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 233d
He didn't tell you you want to fuck your mom. Just that you have issues.
tomiant@piefed.social · 2 pts · 233d
Jokes on him then, because I wanna fuck my mom.
SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world · 5 pts · 235d
Wine is only juice so I fail to see the difference.
tomiant@piefed.social · 4 pts · 235d
If ketchup is a vegetable, wine is a fruit.
DarkCloud@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 235d
Yes why not, why not meme.
notreallyhere@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 235d