After all, why not?

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dohpaz42@lemmy.world · 61 pts · 235d (2 replies)

Fixed:

Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world · 20 pts · 235d (1 reply)

“The secret to avoiding a hangover is to never stop drinking” - Saul Tigh

Rolive@discuss.tchncs.de · 2 pts · 233d

A toast to a toaster.

SeeMarkFly@lemmy.ml · 52 pts · 235d (2 replies)

2026 has been a long year.

Shirasho@lemmings.world · 20 pts · 235d (1 reply)

Political stuff aside, 2026 has been really rough personally as well. I'm already done with this year.

Mac@mander.xyz · 6 pts · 235d

Sorry to hear that. My 2026 has actually been great and refreshing.

I return to work tonight so we'll see hpw long that lasts.

Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world · 43 pts · 235d (1 reply)

Aneb@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 234d

And the sixth, and the seventh... And so forth

Hond@piefed.social · 15 pts · 235d (2 replies)

Nah, my resolution to rawdog 2026 still stands strong.

ramenshaman@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 235d (1 reply)

Same. Not drinking until I lose 40 lbs. The year is off to a very rough start for my country and for me personally, so a beer sounds really nice but I don't think I'm going to cave.

SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social · 8 pts · 235d

I've already lost 40 lbs in faith in humanity.

chocrates@piefed.world · 12 pts · 235d (1 reply)

Tbf an apple avocado smoothy sounds disgusting

village604@adultswim.fan · 2 pts · 234d

You'd be surprised. Avocado doesn't add much flavor to a smoothie, but it does make it smoother and creamier.

tomiant@piefed.social · 12 pts · 235d (5 replies)

Five avocados? What is she, an oligarch?!

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 234d (4 replies)

let me tell you the secret to having five avocados:

steal avocados

my question is why are they in the fridge

ramenshaman@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 233d (3 replies)

When your avocados are ripe you can put them in the fridge and they'll stay ripe longer.

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 233d (2 replies)

i don't undersetand stay ripe longer. i understand eat. please splain.

WhiteRabbit_33@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 233d (1 reply)

When fruit get to good mushy point, put in fridge to stop from getting bad mushy fast. Fruit then stay good mushy longer and give more time to eat before bad mushy happen.

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 233d

but why delay eat when can eat now? taste better now too

driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br · 7 pts · 235d (8 replies)

.avif files don't open on jerboa 😒

Nioxic@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 7 pts · 235d (3 replies)

I can describe it:

Image 1: january first, woman drinking green stuff with fridge full of fruits

Image 2: january 5th, woman drinking beer

Saapas@piefed.zip · 7 pts · 235d (2 replies)

I would have said wine, seems like a big bottle

HikingVet@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 235d (1 reply)

Yeah, that's a wine bottle. High chance it's red.

kamenlady@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 235d

A Chateau Cote de Baleau 2005 most likely

man_wtfhappenedtoyou@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 235d (2 replies)

I can see em fine.

driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br · 2 pts · 235d (1 reply)

What version are you in? I'm on 0.0.84

man_wtfhappenedtoyou@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 235d

Looks like same for me. Maybe it's specific to your phone? I'm on a pixel 8 pro android version 16

ieGod@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 234d

Sounds like a solid reason to switch.

ThatGuyNamedZeus@feddit.org · 7 pts · 235d (10 replies)

Alcohol can be a cause of mental decline in your late years.

it also gives you tremors after prolonged excessive consumtion

ramenshaman@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 233d (1 reply)

You must be fun at parties

ThatGuyNamedZeus@feddit.org · 2 pts · 233d

I don't go to many parties, but most people I hang out with seem to like me

tomiant@piefed.social · 0 pts · 235d (7 replies)

It also helps you survive the state of the world.

It also makes life more enjoyable.

It also loosens up social interactions.

It also tastes great.

ThatGuyNamedZeus@feddit.org · 3 pts · 235d (6 replies)

If you can't enjoy life without being drunk maybe you have other issues that you need to work on

felixwhynot@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 235d (2 replies)

This coming from the guy who pretended to be a swan and then seduced Leda?

ThatGuyNamedZeus@feddit.org · 2 pts · 234d (1 reply)

I also disguised myself as a bull and fucked some other guy's wife too. That's how the minotaur was created

felixwhynot@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 234d

Ok so maybe we don’t lecture about good behavior then, eh Zeus?

tomiant@piefed.social · 4 pts · 234d (2 replies)

No shit. Take a look at Sigmund Freud over here.

Tabula_stercore@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 233d (1 reply)

He didn't tell you you want to fuck your mom. Just that you have issues.

tomiant@piefed.social · 2 pts · 233d

Jokes on him then, because I wanna fuck my mom.

SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world · 5 pts · 235d (1 reply)

Wine is only juice so I fail to see the difference.

tomiant@piefed.social · 4 pts · 235d

If ketchup is a vegetable, wine is a fruit.

DarkCloud@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 235d

Yes why not, why not meme.

notreallyhere@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 235d
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