If I go crazy will you still call me Superman?

cross-posted from: https://slrpnk.net/post/32378026

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mr_account@lemmy.world · 69 pts · 246d (8 replies)

Don't even need to go that far. History has shown us that just throwing a non-radioactive rock at someone is a weakness

Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca · 35 pts · 246d (6 replies)

I argue that the entire history of weapon development has been "figure out better way to throw better rock".

bleistift2@sopuli.xyz · 28 pts · 246d

It’s funny when you learn that an ‘advanced weapon’ in hypothetical interplanetary warfare is ‘fling an asteroid into their planet’.

officermike@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 246d (4 replies)

For conventional weapons, sure. But I don't think your description fits flamethrowers, sonic, or laser weaponry.

Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works · 14 pts · 246d (2 replies)

flamethrowers

Flamethrowers use oil products, which are part of petrochemistry. "Petro" comes from the Greek word for "rock".

mr_account@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 246d (1 reply)

Liquid dino-rock

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 246d

plankto-rock, if we want to pedant (and we do)

Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 246d

Flamethrower - throw burning rock Sonic - throw tiny rocks Laser - throw even tinier rocks

rumschlumpel@feddit.org · 20 pts · 246d

You could even argue that throwing rocks is (one of) the human superpower(s).

fossilesque@mander.xyz · 25 pts · 246d
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rumschlumpel@feddit.org · 21 pts · 246d (1 reply)

Most dudes are weak against any rock. Rocks are very good at inducing skull fractures if you're not Superman, and stone knives were a thing, too. There's a reason why stone tools were popular for literally millions of years.

Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de · 2 pts · 233d

we're also quite weak against.. most things, on the whole. It's more a matter of what doesn't instantly kill us

RustyShackleford@piefed.social · 13 pts · 246d (1 reply)

Don’t quote me, but that’s pyrite or chalcopyrite, right?

Trail@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 245d

Chalcopyright.

cyberslask@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 246d

According to some evolutionary scientists, the art of throwing rocks is the reason our brains needed to get so large. Here is one source:

https://www.journals.uchicago.edu/doi/10.1086/696721

Cattail@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 246d (2 replies)

I would have chosen arsenic as human weakness

Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 246d (1 reply)

Nah, if you hold arsenic in my general vicinity, I'll feel extremely emotionally uncomfortable, but physically fine.

Cattail@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 246d

Now I'm thinking there has to be an element where all isotopes are radioactive, because uranium doesn't radiate all the time

BurgerBaron@piefed.social · 6 pts · 246d

I never claimed to have super powers.

ech@lemmy.ca · 5 pts · 246d (1 reply)

It's really bugging me that the title is missing a word. It doesn't track with the music.

Nima@leminal.space · 3 pts · 246d

I noticed it as well. "If I go crazy then will you still call me super man?"

DarkCloud@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 246d (2 replies)

That picture is NOT Uranium:

Uranium is a chemical element; it has symbol U and atomic number 92. It is a silvery-grey metal in the actinide series of the periodic table.

bisby@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 246d (1 reply)

That picture is uranium though? In the picture it has yellow oxides forming on the outside.

In the same way that if someone posted a picture of a rusty piece of iron, we'd still say it was iron, even though iron is a silvery-grey metal, but in the picture, it would be reddish/brown.

DarkCloud@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 246d

Thanks, I did not know that!