I WON THE LOTTERY!

$11

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25 Comments

Soulphite@reddthat.com · 48 pts · 215d

Hey, it's me your cousin. Let's go bowling.

TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world · 26 pts · 215d (7 replies)

Sound like enough money for 11 more lotto tickets.

MeowerMisfit817@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 215d (6 replies)

Where does a lottery bet costs 1 dollar?

TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 215d (5 replies)

I thought a quickpick was always a dollar. Obviously most people do more than 1 quickpick.

Then of course dollar scratchers and pull tabs.

MeowerMisfit817@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 215d

I think the cheapest lottery thing in my country is, like, $5.

4am@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 215d (3 replies)

All the games* on the USA are $2-$5 a play now, quick pick or otherwise

*number-drawing games. Scratchers come in all different prices, not sure about Keno

TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 215d (2 replies)

Even the pulltabs?

😢

MnemonicBump@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 215d (1 reply)

Pull tabs are HIGHLY regionally specific. If you're not from the Midwest, you've never seen them

oopsgodisdeadmybad@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 215d

This thread is the first mention I've seen of them.

Salamanderwizard@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 215d

Can I get about three fiddy?

gigastasio@sh.itjust.works · 9 pts · 215d (2 replies)
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Soulphite@reddthat.com · 4 pts · 215d

OP should just do what rich people do, and not pay their taxes and hide that money in an offshore account.

thermal_shock@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 215d

Pfft, I wouldn't claim that shit

MeowerMisfit817@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 215d (3 replies)

Kinda Related: Once me, my mom and my brother did, like, 11 lottery games and paid for them togheter. At the end, we won, like, $50.

Soulphite@reddthat.com · 11 pts · 215d (2 replies)

Completely unrelated: One time I ate baked beans straight from the can, not even heated up. Not bad.

casey@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 215d

This one time I was watching this funny TV show. Can't really remember it, but it was really funny Then I had an idea for a dream vacation I mean, I had the spread, okay? The beach, the hotel then I wrote all of this down Wrote it all down, really wrote it, like five pages. Lost it!

MeowerMisfit817@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 215d

Unrelated: Some kids at a Cooperative Lunch thing at my school lowkey would rather let their friends who forgot about the event be hungry becauae they "didn't bring anything" than share with everyone just because a "autistic nerd weirdo girl that sits at the classroom's corner" didn't bring anything.

Zealotte@lemmy.zip · 6 pts · 215d (2 replies)

You can finally retire!... for the next 8 minutes.

Soulphite@reddthat.com · 6 pts · 215d (1 reply)

Wish I made $80 an hour.

thermal_shock@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 215d

About $160k/year USD

Kolanaki@pawb.social · 5 pts · 215d

I won another lottery ticket 🤷‍♂️

Skullgrid@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 215d (2 replies)
Kolanaki@pawb.social · 1 pts · 215d (1 reply)

Who else immediately shot that guy expecting to find a buttload of caps on him?

Skullgrid@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 215d

I think I shot him first time because I tried to talk to him more, or talk to him at all, but he just ran off. I shot him to get at his inventory.

scytale@piefed.zip · 4 pts · 215d

The most I've won in a lottery was around $30, and that's for getting 4 out of 6 numbers right.

itisileclerk@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 215d

Strangly, so did I, $5.69 and re-invest the money in another ticket.