I feel like I'm not playing it cool. Got any tips to win her hand in marriage?!?

I think it's over fam :(
Here's the shirt for anyone who wants to get my social security number
Link is NSFW! https://dicklord.bandcamp.com/merch/care-bear-white-tee
19 Comments
nublug@piefed.blahaj.zone · 118 pts · 237d
"do you have signal?" "yeah i got like 5 bars"
perfection. no notes.
tacosanonymous@mander.xyz · 66 pts · 237d
I really don’t like the way you’re talking to my gf.
Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world · 49 pts · 237d
Our girlfriend, commrade!
breadleyloafsyou@lemmy.zip · 54 pts · 237d
SillyGooseQuacked@lemmy.world · 26 pts · 237d
😂😂😂
man_wtfhappenedtoyou@lemmy.world · 24 pts · 237d
I'm not sure what I expected to be on that shirt
gothic_lemons@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 237d
Their merch is intense but their music is iconic! Listen to this shit and try to tell me you aren't in a better mood having listened to it? So cheery and fun!
Link is NSFW! https://dicklord.bandcamp.com/track/c-u-next-tuesday
AntiBullyRanger@ani.social · 2 pts · 237d
gothic_lemons@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 237d
I'm old what do these emojis mean?
AntiBullyRanger@ani.social · 3 pts · 237d
First one is blatant, mark your link with the emoji before and after, because it's not safe for work(18+). It's a Rule4 violation I am trying to help you prevent.
Second one is blatant if your a rocker. Deposit mail emoji represents “downloading.” My money is flying off buying their albums. And Kowtow for “thank you.”
yw🧑🦳
gothic_lemons@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 237d
Thank you!
Do I really got use the emoji or can I just put NSFW?
AntiBullyRanger@ani.social · 1 pts · 237d
both, that way moderators look the otherway.
It’s still their jurisdiction. I’ve been mod for less.
pelespirit@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 237d
Right? She might be falling for him hard now. She'll give up the spam business for good for him.
bitjunkie@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 236d
db2@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 237d
Did everyone get the "hello" or what? How did they choose who to send it to?
gothic_lemons@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 237d
I got nothing the 1st time around so I was very excited to be included this round!
ComfortableRaspberry@feddit.org · 9 pts · 237d
The first "fediverse chick" targeted active users from specific communities. You can look where OP was active during the last days and try to be visible there, too if you want to be included :D
db2@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 236d
I had one at the same time, just not sure why or how widespread the spamming was.
diemartin@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 237d
Pure gold
ZkhqrD5o@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 236d
I have never gotten a message from the spammers. :(