c/lemmyshitpost · by ickplant@lemmy.world · 241dHamster life 612 points · 26 comments · view on lemmy.world
26 Comments
jeffw@lemmy.world · 66 pts · 241d
Bullshit, I can’t store a laptop in my cheeks
Edit: fuck, I can’t even store an iPad in my cheeks. Also… ouch
dumbass@piefed.social · 26 pts · 241d
What about an iPhone? Could you store that in your cheeks?
ummthatguy@lemmy.world · 27 pts · 241d
He cannot afford.
Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 241d
Which cheeks?
dumbass@piefed.social · 13 pts · 241d
That's up to you.
nightofmichelinstars@sopuli.xyz · 7 pts · 241d
Instructions unclear, iPhone stuck in bellybutton.
dumbass@piefed.social · 6 pts · 241d
That's on you bud!
ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 240d
Duh, where else would my bellybutton be?
D_C@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 241d
Quitter talk. You can do it, I believe in you!!
surewhynotlem@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 241d
You have to get one of the foldable ones
Tikiporch@lemmy.world · 24 pts · 241d
I feel like that one sunflower seed would satiate most people. Yet Hamtaro over here eats dozens.
Broadfern@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 241d
Those sunflower seeds contain the souls of his enemies, and he is ever hungry.
Still, he’s got nothing on Oxnard.
ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world · 24 pts · 241d
Imagine wanting a laptop of the size of a single sunflower seed. That's the life of a techbro.
bhamlin@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 241d
Shit, I didn't know I wanted this until just now.
AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 241d
Now imagine trying to read the bios settings on the screen, or plugging in an hdmi cable.
bhamlin@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 240d
But I'd look like Will Ferrell opening that tiny phone on SNL. So cool
Agent641@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 240d
Sunflower Pi
cute_noker@feddit.dk · 21 pts · 241d
Hamsters must have tiny laptops
crumbgrabber@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 240d
This is kind of content that will change the world Continue on good Sir.
tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 240d
OP is a good Ma'am I believe
ickplant@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 240d
You would be correct.
ExLisper@lemmy.curiana.net · 7 pts · 241d
Mind. Blown.
baltakatei@sopuli.xyz · 5 pts · 241d
Like a watermelon but nutty?
ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 240d
We should crossbreed them!
thelasttoot@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 240d
I don't get it
finallymadeanaccount@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 241d
And they're classy enough to not rub our noses in it!