Trump, 79, Admits He Should ‘Probably’ Take ‘Fat Drug’

https://www.thedailybeast.com/trump-79-admits-he-should-probably-take-weight-loss-drugs/

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echo@lemmings.world · 60 pts · 226d

Why would someone who has been repeatedly certified as being in perfect health take a fat drug?

fedupwithbureaucracy@lemmy.world · 35 pts · 226d

STOP PUTTING HIS AGE IN THE HEADLINE UNLESS ITS HIS DEATH ANNOUNCEMENT

JeeBaiChow@lemmy.world · 33 pts · 225d

Quiet, piggy.

Chais@sh.itjust.works · 21 pts · 225d (1 reply)

I'd recommend cyanide. Puts an end to all his weight worries.

phutatorius@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 225d

It would certainly rid the world of an excessive blob of fat.

Hayduke@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 226d

He should take a dirt nap

Ioughttamow@fedia.io · 12 pts · 226d (2 replies)

The trump the

Hayduke@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 226d (1 reply)

I recognize that!

allriledup@piefed.blahaj.zone · 8 pts · 225d
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reddig33@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 226d (2 replies)

Who cares? Stories like “Trump admits he is fat!” are meant to serve as a distraction from the actual important stuff that’s going on.

PwnTra1n@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 225d

“Trump, fat pedo nazi, admits he’s fat”

allriledup@piefed.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 225d
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ComradeRachel@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 10 pts · 225d

Assuming he means semaglutide then I hope he gets the worst side effects from it. He deserves all the stomach pain and diarrhea idc

Salamanderwizard@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 226d

Do us a favor and overdose on something already.

resipsaloquitur@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 226d

Nah, he’s fat enough.

MantisToboggon@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 226d (4 replies)

Please don't!

ThePantser@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 226d

Yes do! The side effects at his age will kill him.

Eldritch@piefed.world · 5 pts · 226d

I don't know. I think there is stuff that comes in a capsule form that he should be treated with liberally. If treated enough, he even would stand to lose some weight. He also wouldn't be alive, but at least he would have lost weight.

Red0ctober@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 226d

Or do! Like, take a TON of it

Ledivin@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 226d

He probably would have already, but I assume his doctors told him it would kill him. You don't start unrelated new drugs when your health is so bad that you're undergoing regular brain scans and cognitive tests.

mrmaplebar@fedia.io · 4 pts · 225d

He should take an overdose of fentanyl.

Turret3857@infosec.pub · 4 pts · 224d
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puchaczyk@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 224d

I recommend DNP

veniasilente@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 224d

I don't think those drugs help with the boypussy body posture?