I got that dog in me. (I am very ill.)

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NoForwadSlashS@piefed.social · 76 pts · 212d (1 reply)

I'm sure the employees craving protein would be very happy with a greasy fat tube wrapped in carbs.

setsneedtofeed@lemmy.world · 29 pts · 212d

halvar@lemy.lol · 71 pts · 212d (1 reply)

Not gonna lie, I would much prefer free hot dogs to free protein bars

setsneedtofeed@lemmy.world · 43 pts · 212d

jambudz@lemmy.zip · 58 pts · 212d (5 replies)

Average hotdog , 23 g of fat, 6 g of protein.

Almacca@aussie.zone · 36 pts · 212d (4 replies)

Don't forget the nitrates.

setsneedtofeed@lemmy.world · 47 pts · 212d

chocrates@piefed.world · 14 pts · 212d

It's rocket fuel

sem@piefed.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 211d (1 reply)

What is nitrates hobbits?

con_fig@programming.dev · 2 pts · 211d

It's what you get paid for doing the late shift

edinbruh@feddit.it · 42 pts · 212d (2 replies)

There is no way that a hundred hotdogs that you have to throw out at the end of every day are less expensive than a bunch of off brand protein bars that will never expire until eaten

FosterMolasses@leminal.space · 22 pts · 212d

That's the joke.

Thatuserguy@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 211d

Bold of you to assume I wouldn't be at that hot dog station every day cleaning them out

ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 212d

Admittedly not DMX's best album.

HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 13 pts · 212d
ebolapie@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 212d (3 replies)

It is very uncharitable to this Alex Cohen fella to assume he is being sincere, but I absolutely believe an MBA would think this is a good idea

setsneedtofeed@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 212d (1 reply)

Everyone on the internet is always serious.

ebolapie@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 212d

it's srs bsns

RickyRigatoni@retrolemmy.com · 1 pts · 212d

Because it is a good idea.

chocrates@piefed.world · 11 pts · 212d (2 replies)

To be fair, you could probably leaves those out for months and not get sick eating them. The bread would go first, but that enriched store bread takes forever to mold

BananaIsABerry@lemmy.zip · 6 pts · 212d (1 reply)

Always surprised when I see a little blue/green growing on my Walmart buns.

setsneedtofeed@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 212d

daannii@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 212d

Yeah but the buns are going to be dry in like an hour.