We need enamel that grows back. More robustly built eyes that don't get bent out of shape and lose effectiveness. A user replaceable HEPA filter somewhere along the windpipe. An update to the liver firmware to get rid of hangovers. Most importantly, and I can't stress this enough, we need certain kinds of body hair to be opt-in only.
Well, I’ll tell you why: those are bug fixes. One of them fixes that bug that Nancy had when she tried to install the thing on a computer that didn’t have Internet Explorer. Another one fixes that bug that occurs in low memory conditions. Another one fixes that bug that occurred when the file is on a floppy disk and the user yanks out the disk in the middle.
Me with IBS-M, PCOS, possible autism (getting tested), keratosis pilaris, ultra-sensitive skin that itches endlessly, general anxiety disorder, horrid hair shedding, asthma, vitamin D deficiency, and vitamin C sensitivity 🙃
I'm only 24, I don't want to find out what's coming. Depression, diabetes, and arthritis run in my family so I already know I could develop those...
19 Comments
FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world · 26 pts · 233d
I'm just built different
Like, incorrectly I think
fdnomad@programming.dev · 8 pts · 233d
Superman does good, you do well. Or in this case, you don't do so well :(
SanctimoniousApe@lemmings.world · 4 pts · 233d
Shh! We were trying to avoid telling them it wasn't just their body, but their brain, too!
felixwhynot@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 233d
AWROOOOOOO
RebekahWSD@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 233d
Human body is a nightmare and needs a redesign.
OpenStars@piefed.social · 6 pts · 233d
Don't say that! I shudder to think what NVIDIA or M$ would do to it...
Can we has FOSS redesign, plz?
herrvogel@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 232d
We need enamel that grows back. More robustly built eyes that don't get bent out of shape and lose effectiveness. A user replaceable HEPA filter somewhere along the windpipe. An update to the liver firmware to get rid of hangovers. Most importantly, and I can't stress this enough, we need certain kinds of body hair to be opt-in only.
FooBarrington@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 232d
I want my tail back
There are so many neat little things I could do
It could hold my stuff or untie my shoe
I want my tail back!
Just think how useful it could be on the loo
blarghly@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 232d
Relevant
MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 232d
This aged like milk.
blarghly@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 232d
Not really. Sure, the tech has changed, but the underlying logic remains the same.
HugeNerd@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 232d
werewolf in london
gedaliyah@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 233d
I keep adding oils of varying viscosities but it doesn't seem to help.
ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 233d
Have you tried fish oil?
cutemarshmallow@europe.pub · 3 pts · 232d
Me with IBS-M, PCOS, possible autism (getting tested), keratosis pilaris, ultra-sensitive skin that itches endlessly, general anxiety disorder, horrid hair shedding, asthma, vitamin D deficiency, and vitamin C sensitivity 🙃
I'm only 24, I don't want to find out what's coming. Depression, diabetes, and arthritis run in my family so I already know I could develop those...
kraegar@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 232d
This popped into my head instantly: https://open.spotify.com/track/1lpxUd0kkSbVbYoUS7hLJJ
NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 232d
My body is a machine that turns thyroid hormones into an immune system attack response.
robocall@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 232d
my body is a machine that doesn't work very well
ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 0 pts · 230d
Very well job!