Truly lethal

Cause then they maul your hand when you pet their belly :(

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betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world · 55 pts · 252d

Cat yoga pose #4, upward-facing blender.

ramenshaman@lemmy.world · 47 pts · 252d

Can confirm

ThePowerOfGeek@lemmy.world · 35 pts · 252d (5 replies)

Yeah, this is my cat's fight-play stance. Because he knows we can't resist the urge to come over and give him some light head and face strokes when he's laying like this. And at that point he's like "ALRIGHT! IT'S FUCKING ON!" And he starts grabbing the hand with his paws and mouth.

Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works · 17 pts · 252d (4 replies)

"Lets play until I go too far and then feel bad!"

rustydrd@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 252d (3 replies)

"Lets play until I go too far and then you feel bad!"

FTFY

Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works · 11 pts · 251d (2 replies)

Oh no, my cat immediately starts apology purring and licking if she bites or scratches during playtime.

rustydrd@sh.itjust.works · 13 pts · 251d (1 reply)

That seems like a nice feature. Maybe I can update the firmware on mine.

diabetic_porcupine@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 251d

You just have the asshole model it doesn’t support this feature only extreme yowling and couch clawing

elbucho@lemmy.world · 32 pts · 252d

Would 100% risk grievous bodily harm to pet the belly.

SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world · 25 pts · 252d (1 reply)

When my cat does this it means "I feel safe around you but don't you fucking dare and touch me"

Lemminary@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 251d

I get to bury my face in two cat bellies. I'm so lucky.

Shieldtoad@sh.itjust.works · 21 pts · 252d (4 replies)

I'm lucky to have 2 cats who both like to get belly pets.

dangling_cat@piefed.blahaj.zone · 8 pts · 252d

You must be living in heaven

NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone · 8 pts · 252d

Both of mine will allow belly rubs, but hate being picked up and will never sit on your lap. I wouldn’t have minded more of a mix of preferences.

jaybone@lemmy.zip · 7 pts · 252d (1 reply)

My old cat used to love belly rubs. I miss her so much.

My new cat is really young. We’re still working on it with her.

Osprey@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 251d

With my cats the belly rub appreciation came with age. At 2 years old it was all playful teeth and claws, but after 8 years or so it is 100% belly rubs and cuddles.

prettybunnys@piefed.social · 16 pts · 251d

Ottering is 100% ocular manipulation

LodeMike@lemmy.today · 14 pts · 252d

Of course they do, that's why they do it.

rustydrd@sh.itjust.works · 11 pts · 251d

We have a tuxedo cat, too, and he pulls off the same thing. Murderous stare and everything.

psycho_driver@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 252d (2 replies)

My Jack Russell Terrier does this too. It's good for unlimited free belly rubs.

jaybone@lemmy.zip · 8 pts · 252d (1 reply)

Your Jack Russel terrier probably doesn’t attack you when you give it belly rubs.

psycho_driver@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 251d

Nope but what's a little blood between pals?

other_cat@piefed.zip · 7 pts · 251d

My cat knows it, it's the pose she takes when she wants me to give her dinner early.

radio@sh.itjust.works · 7 pts · 252d

It's "I feel safe and can relax" not "I'm trying to manipulate you" uwu

starblursd@lemmy.zip · 6 pts · 251d

My calico does this when she wants belly rubs unlimited belly rubs... I think my cat is broken

DylanMc6@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 5 pts · 251d

Cats are very interesting

skisnow@lemmy.ca · 5 pts · 252d

There is a theory that cats evolved the sound of their miaowing to trigger the same part of the human brain that reacts to a baby's crying. Manipulative little fucks.

W3dd1e@lemmy.zip · 4 pts · 252d

It works for my dog too. THEY KNOW