Massive Fucking Banana, $400

Onion for scale. And I don't even want to hear it, the onion IS ABSOLUTELY NOT for sale. Don't even try. Seriously.

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cron@feddit.org · 28 pts · 241d

We need to know the size of the onion first. Maybe add something for scale? Another banana?

echo@lemmings.world · 15 pts · 241d (2 replies)

I'm uninterested in the banana until I actually see it fucking...

tetris11@feddit.uk · 2 pts · 241d (1 reply)

But if it was, you'd go take it for a spin for $400?

It'd be worth it and that comes with a limited lifetime guarantee*

It's one banana, Michael, how much could it cost? 400 dollars?

mcz@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 241d

How much for the onion? Thank you.

There are probably hundreds of cultivars of bananas. Some are fat like this. I don't think any are worth $400 apiece.

Some have a jelly texture in the middle though, which is pretty cool. https://youtube.com/shorts/o6fqCfnnXwI

qyron@sopuli.xyz · 5 pts · 241d

Either quantifiable, realiable, precise measurements in internationally recognized, standardized, official units, or nothing.

Weight of the produce in grams, size in milimeters, total volume in cubic milimiters.

Date of harvest and traceable origin, too.

For all we know, that is tampered image of a carboard cut out or even two blobs of silly putty.

How much for a massive regular banana?

melsaskca@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 241d

That's a pearl onion. Perspective is everything. Scale is just some of it. /s

I'll trade you my Massive Fucking Onion for your Massive Fucking Banana.

Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf · 2 pts · 239d

Can I buy the background?

Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 241d (1 reply)

Can you provide a smurf for scale?

tetris11@feddit.uk · 2 pts · 241d

everyone knows smurfs are 3 apples tall

What's wrong with it

sqw@lemmy.sdf.org · 0 pts · 240d

onion is not an acceptable banana-split topping