Wilty rule

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ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml · 79 pts · 248d (5 replies)

But they know the ape loves them.

Try having the courage of a rabbit protecting its bunnies from a snake by beating the shit out of it

drcobaltjedi@programming.dev · 26 pts · 248d (3 replies)

I mean bunnies have mean teeth (ask me how I know) and some strong back legs.

JustAnotherKay@lemmy.world · 23 pts · 248d

Humans have a pretty deadly bite. All the nonsense in our mouth is quite infectious when it gets to non-mouth bits.

I think I can kick harder than a rabbit too

infinitesunrise@slrpnk.net · 17 pts · 248d (1 reply)

Bunny bites suck, they bite so deep and don't hold back with warning bites like a familiar dog or cat. I lived with bunnies for a year and they're incredibly vindictive punks.

drcobaltjedi@programming.dev · 13 pts · 248d

We rescued an abandoned bunny, he is an absolutly cute, friendly, and happy little guy. But when he wants you to move he bites, and yea those chompers can hurt. We've been training him to not bite by withholding treats when he bites and hes been learning bites means no treat.

morto@piefed.social · 2 pts · 248d

That rabbit must be Turner, from overgrowth and lugaru

ToastedRavioli@midwest.social · 18 pts · 248d (3 replies)

have the courage of this deer that decided to back down a rhino in a Polish zoo

https://m.youtube.com/shorts/zc2RN77F4bU

regdog@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 248d (2 replies)

Better video with the original sound: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jNNm8fTzxOw

You can hear the Rhino grunt in amusement 😍

Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 248d (1 reply)

Oh my gawd that’s so much more watchable than the garbage first clip, thank you.

somethingsnappy@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 248d

They are playing! So cute!

bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de · 11 pts · 248d

Have the courage of this pudu.

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 248d (4 replies)

you know what animals have courage? medium sized birds. they can get their shit absolutely rocked by larger birds. or smaller birds if they gang up. but those medium birds, the ones with talons and shit, they just sit there and yell at you. daring you to throw a rock. because once you're distracted throwing a rock, one of their buddies is gonna steal your sandwich. the bastard. that's courage.

Foreigner@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 248d (3 replies)

My favourite example of this is the willow ptarmigan: https://youtube.com/shorts/hCzPbJGFVRU

AWEBO!

Edit: The capercaillie is another great example, there are multiple videos of these guys chasing and attacking people. Here's one: https://youtu.be/f0OM2dQ8Rvc I love them ♥️

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 248d (2 replies)

that was the decoy willow ptarmigan. the other one was stealing her sandwich you just know it

Foreigner@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 248d

No distraction necessary, they'll just beat the crap out of you and make you hand it over!

hungprocess@thriv.social · 2 pts · 248d

Foreigner@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 248d

Angry wild rodents have 0 chill. Examples:

Angry European hamster: https://youtu.be/TxAFLD5FohU

Angry Norwegian lemming: https://youtu.be/pOOzA39mMjg

Angry squirrels: https://youtu.be/KC_bR834PSE and https://youtu.be/pjDBZ8oV95o and https://youtu.be/8-PoGdK5Y1Y

Note: please don't be an asshole and antagonize or feed wildlife like some of the people in these videos.