company-wide email NSFW

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39 Comments

gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works · 135 pts · 249d (1 reply)

Sounds like someone’s not using the poop knife

muxika@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 248d

Gotta use the three seashells.

bcgm3@lemmy.world · 36 pts · 249d

Big (excrement) if true

robocall@lemmy.world · 26 pts · 249d (4 replies)

What kind of animal just walks away from their enormous shit? grab a plunger or ask a janitor or supervisor for help.

IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world · 24 pts · 249d (1 reply)

what if it's so majestic people must see

saltesc@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 249d

They have poop supervisors?

biggerbogboy@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 249d

And don’t forget to take a picture to send to all your friends

Triumph@fedia.io · 22 pts · 249d

We call that a double flusher. Sometimes a triple flusher.

stiffyGlitch@lemmy.world · 20 pts · 249d (5 replies)

how is this nsfw? its just talking about shit

janNatan@lemmy.ml · 21 pts · 249d (1 reply)

Dude, it literally broke the plumbing at a workplace! It's not safe for work.

stiffyGlitch@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 248d

haha, I get it now.

King_Bob_IV@startrek.website · 11 pts · 249d (2 replies)

And it's from a workplace, clearly safe for a workplace!

Grail@multiverse.soulism.net · 1 pts · 248d (1 reply)

To be fair, the set of Space Milfs 3: Into The "Milky" Way was also a workplace

King_Bob_IV@startrek.website · 2 pts · 247d

NSFLW(Not Safe For Lame Workplace)

magickrock@sopuli.xyz · 19 pts · 249d (6 replies)

Is it possible to pinch off a pop at "snack size" like this suggests? I'm asking because I have this exact same problem with my children at home. I don't know how they do it. But surely it's not something they can choose to do or not? Is it?

SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world · 21 pts · 249d (2 replies)

Just use the poop knife.

bravesirrbn@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 249d (1 reply)

Opened this post just to find the poop knife reference, thanks for delivering

froh42@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 248d

This is not a reddit, Sir.

Rusty@lemmy.ca · 15 pts · 248d

Have you tried to feed them more fiber rich food?

Grail@multiverse.soulism.net · 9 pts · 248d (1 reply)

You just stop pushing and start pulling halfway through

mrgoosmoos@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 248d

isn't that how you get hemorrhoids

RubberElectrons@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 248d

Holy...

muxika@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 248d

Now I'm scared to go in the pantry.

protogen420@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 249d (8 replies)

as someone who has clogged toilets many times, how do toilets overflow? that never occurs to me, I just stop flushing it, when it is near overflowing and like I never had issues

CommissarVulpin@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 249d (2 replies)

It depends on the design of the toilet, and how much water it dumps into the bowl at each flush. Some toilet designs have a tank with a higher capacity than the bowl, so if it gets clogged then it’ll overflow. Pro tip: know where your toilet’s shutoff valve is, it’s usually on the wall just under the tank. If it looks like the toilet is about to overflow, just turn that valve off and you can avoid the mess.

protogen420@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 248d (1 reply)

wait, I think I just realized a thing, on the toilets here I need to hold a button to flush, it stops flushing when it is not being pressed

UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 248d

The deadpoop's switch

Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 249d (2 replies)

How do you stop it from flushing once flushed?

stankmut@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 249d

Most toilets I've used don't fill the bowl with enough water on a single flush to overflow. You can adjust the chain (assuming not an office toilet) if it's flushing for too long.

The only times I've overflowed a toilet I was as a kid, not realizing that trying to flush again might make the problem worse.

I assume either they mean they don't keep flushing it over and over if the bowl fills up or their toilet flapper has a short chain and stops flushing quickly when they let go.

protogen420@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 248d

I guess i just discovered something very important to this "shit talk" toilets here usually have the actuation style of hold button instead of what seems to be the normal in the USA (and probably more), press and forget style

Grail@multiverse.soulism.net · 3 pts · 248d

Americans fill the bowl all the way

mapu@slrpnk.net · 3 pts · 249d

It's a bit of a gamble. Sometimes flushing a second time can add just enough weight (and therefore pressure) to dislodge the clog and fix the problem. I assume that's what those people are trying to do

Soulphite@reddthat.com · 3 pts · 249d (3 replies)

Are you the only employee or do they know it was you or does this email interface not list all other recipients in "to" field?

Edit: I now see the drop down tab. But my questions still remain.

residentoflaniakea@discuss.tchncs.de · 17 pts · 249d

Is this not how it looks if you list receipients in the BCC field?

Asetru@feddit.org · 4 pts · 249d (1 reply)

Don't you guys have mailing lists?

protogen420@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 1 pts · 249d

we only have them, supposed to be a private we are firing you email? nah everyone gets to knwo it

bookmeat@lemmynsfw.com · 2 pts · 248d (1 reply)

Do people really have ass holes this big? WTF!?

thermal_shock@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 248d

Thickest I ever left was about a half dollar thickness, roughly 1.25"