Guess I'm not a US citizen as far as ICE is concerned despite being born in the dead center of the US and at least four generations of citizens above me.

itsalldownhill@lemmy.org · 2 pts · 217d

Original US birth certificate. Government issued ID

If you have a passport they’ll probably shoot you.

DarkDinner@quokk.au · 15 pts · 217d

IF there were some good law enforcement they should arrest Noem, because I guarantee she is too arrogant to carry any proof of citizenship with her.

It'd be awesome. Chuck her in one of her own dungeons.

discocactus@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 217d

Most efficient way would be to shoot (near maybe?) the person asking. The requirements for acquisition of a gun should be sufficiently rigorous to prove your identity right?

Eternal192@anarchist.nexus · 11 pts · 217d

Well the name Kristi Noem doesn't really sound "American" so how about we start there, Trump's grandfather was German sooo... oh... well that explains things.

Lucelu2@lemmy.zip · 10 pts · 217d (1 reply)

I am looking forward to Puppy Killer's impeachment trial.

phutatorius@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 217d

Or the people's tribunal, which will likely be more perfunctory but far less corrupt.

phutatorius@lemmy.zip · 9 pts · 217d

Ah, guilty until proven innocent. Typical fascist move.

samus12345@sh.itjust.works · 8 pts · 217d

W3dd1e@lemmy.zip · 7 pts · 217d

Just force armbands, you fucking nazi. I hope she gets tried in The Hague.

cybernihongo@reddthat.com · 7 pts · 216d

So by default she's going to assume all Americans are... Not Americans? You guys need to keep hearing this: you really fucked up voting for a convicted felon.

omega_x3@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 217d

Will a cup of my piss be enough proof?

handsoffmydata@lemmy.zip · 6 pts · 217d

Inb4 she announces ⭐️ that will be required to be worn on our clothes to prove citizenship.

fittedsyllabi@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 217d

Noem ain’t an American name.

alsimoneau@lemmy.ca · 5 pts · 216d

Ask iceholes to show you their id, see how they like it.

frustrated_phagocytosis@fedia.io · 5 pts · 217d

Why? What happens if I don't? Where will I be deported to?

resipsaloquitur@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 217d

You first, Kristi.

Headofthebored@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 217d

Tell Ice agents you have your papers right here in this holster.

58008@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 217d

I wanna see the log files from her phone's face unlock feature during the period when she Mar-a-Lagoed herself with a brick in a sock.

JeeBaiChow@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 217d

Gestapo: PAPERS!

JeeBaiChow@lemmy.world · -6 pts · 217d (2 replies)

Hey america: have the day you voted for!

antifa_ceo@lemmy.ml · 8 pts · 217d

If you're not in the US its coming for you next rest assured.

If you are I challenge you to expect your candidates to actually earn your vote instead of being a servile piggie to people who clearly do not give a fuck what happens to you at all one way or the other.

samus12345@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 217d

I didn't vote for this shit. My state didn't even vote for this shit.