c/biscuits · by LadyButterfly@piefed.blahaj.zone · 245d

What's your technique?

140 points · 11 comments · view on lemmy.world

11 Comments

Multiplexer@discuss.tchncs.de · 18 pts · 245d (4 replies)

You.pretend not to notice the biscuits because you are polite.

I pretend not to notice the biscuits because I have celiac disease.

We are not the same.

tetris11@feddit.uk · 4 pts · 244d (3 replies)

this was a bit unprompted

yakko@feddit.uk · 3 pts · 244d (2 replies)

Odd but charmingly so. Find me one person on the Fediverse who isn't a (full-on or in recovery) Difficult Person©.

Apocalypteroid@feddit.uk · 1 pts · 242d (1 reply)

How dare you insult me

yakko@feddit.uk · 1 pts · 242d

When I insult you, it will involve a glove and the chance to press charges for assault

pixeltree@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 244d

Yeah I do that cause I'm used to being excluded from things and don't want to give myself expectations or make it awkward

BigTwerp@feddit.uk · 3 pts · 244d

Bonus points for saying "I really shouldn't" before taking two chocolate hob nobs

Aneb@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 244d

If biscuits are code for weed and alcohol then yes

TachyonTele@piefed.social · 2 pts · 244d

Maybe working in a cookie factory wasn't the best idea

Akasazh@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 244d

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Kolanaki@pawb.social · 1 pts · 244d

No, but I have declined food offered to me even though I really wanted it because it feels like everyome is waiting for the fat guy to eat everything so they can be like "yes, piggy. eat.". 🥺