I took a piss on my nut sack and called it Jack Black
It's a fact, I got more rhymes than Zack Braff taking a nap
I attack motherfuckers wearing purple backpacks
And I snack on towel racks and take a shit on your track
Yeah, you're wack cause everybody understands what you say
But when I get on the mic, I make milk out of clay
And I play air guitar with a tube of toothpaste
And I say, "Karate pencil case" and put it on tape
23 Comments
sirico@feddit.uk · 59 pts · 199d
Chuck Berry when the woman wailed
bstix@feddit.dk · 49 pts · 199d
NachBarcelona@piefed.social · 1 pts · 198d
she's a hack and a psychopath 💪😍
homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 199d
No more calls, please. We have a winner!
Hippy@piefed.social · 33 pts · 199d
"One and one and one is three"
dohpaz42@lemmy.world · 33 pts · 199d
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 198d
Lennon, his acid dropped
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 198d
Wait I can do better
Lucy, her sky diamonded
Klear@quokk.au · 19 pts · 199d
I took a piss on my nut sack and called it Jack Black
It's a fact, I got more rhymes than Zack Braff taking a nap
I attack motherfuckers wearing purple backpacks
And I snack on towel racks and take a shit on your track
Yeah, you're wack cause everybody understands what you say
But when I get on the mic, I make milk out of clay
And I play air guitar with a tube of toothpaste
And I say, "Karate pencil case" and put it on tape
NachBarcelona@piefed.social · 4 pts · 198d
holy moly that was a blast from the good-internet-past
Zos_Kia@lemmynsfw.com · 2 pts · 198d
MC fatigue! Yeah that's me every time I grab the mic I fucking fall asleep 😴
tordenflesk@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 198d
Lucy, In the Sky, With Diamonds
sundray@lemmus.org · 16 pts · 199d
“Goo goo ga joob!
mycodesucks@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 199d
Always, no sometimes, think it's me
But you know, I know when it's a dream
I think I know, I mean a yes
But it's all wrong
That is, I think I disagree
data1701d@startrek.website · 7 pts · 198d
Bang, bang, Mak’zel’s silver hammer came down upon her head. Bang, bang. Mak’zel’s silver hammer made sure that she was dead.
ZombiFrancis@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 198d
Leary, with the failed camapign!
teft@piefed.social · 6 pts · 199d
Sokath, his eyes closed.
Thebeardedsinglemalt@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 198d
When it comes to hateful words, I got skin like a rhinoceros
Diamonds on my binder, fourth grade I was immaculate
Reading, writing, arithmetic my favorite? Mathematics
Marked my paper more than average
You bastard rappers you should go play in traffic
The way I ball, I could've played for Toronto Raptors
Olympic swimmers from Nigeria, emeralds in my ears
So far from clear 'cause they resemble frozen lettuce
91 degrees out in Belgium, you ever seen melted lime jello?
Did I confuse you losers? I pull up in the candy relish
Rap game Peppermint Patty and the lavender bumble bee jackets
Your girlfriend's vagina smells like Bumble Bee tuna
She duct taped me to the dumpster
Otherwise I woulda left sooner
NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone · 3 pts · 198d
John and Mark at Central Park.
Skullgrid@lemmy.world · -5 pts · 198d
Boomers hear this shit and go
MoogleMaestro@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 198d
Millennial here, this line still lives rent free in my head. That shit is legitimately good as a lyric because of it lol
GreenKnight23@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 197d
Chinese food - Alison Gold
an entire song about nothing but being hungry for Chinese food.
zero symbology, zero merit, it's literally talking about the exact subject the words are describing.
yeah.....I'll take acid induced delirium over this shit any day.
Digit@lemmy.wtf · 1 pts · 194d
Boomers, use words.