The 67 Skibidi Toilet generation. They think they invented “random” humor, but they just renamed it brain rot. Katy t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m would like a word.
They don't think that. The seemingly adults think that. So often I see people complaining about kids and their brainrot, and it's not from the kids themselves
Can't believe a bunch of college freshmen would be into porn and masturbating. When I went to college it was totally different. We were all chaste as nuns and modest and church mice.
Oh whoa is society! The Youngs are ruining everything! Would that they behaved in the way I remember my generation doing it - diligent, virtuous, humble, and perfectly in every way.
This is it: low income folks that graduated in '94 were the last to get full student grants and no fees to pay + renting was relatively way cheaper too.
What I’ve figured so far is that it’s half-sarcastic, mock sadness. Some kid will say you’re old and then add a bunch of those after, well more accurately they say “Unc 🥀🥀” and dumb shit like that
Everything in that slide looks suspiciously smudged like it's AI, and I don't if that means the slide was made with AI or the photo was modified in post with AI.
I like Open Camera. Also let's me select audio source, and there's "unprocessed option". Usually needs tune up with audacity to increase volume, but my phone's audio processing sounds like 8kbps MP3.
that might just stem from the camera that took the photo. tons of budget phones have all kinds of messed up post processing integrated into the camera. i have a Xiaomi POCO X3 that has something akin to this smudging, and it persisted even after I flashed Ubuntu Touch on it
Gooning is a more specific subtype of masturbation.
Masturbating is the act of physically stimulating one's happy parts, solo. It may involve porn, or it may just depend purely on the physical sensation to lead to orgasm.
Gooning has a much closer association with visual stimulation because one would generally goon at something or to something. It also has a strong implication that it usually lasts for a long while; that the point of gooning is to stretch out the pleasure as much as possible and to push away all thoughts until you are nothing but a drooling mess of ecstacy.
until you are nothing but a drooling mess of ecstacy.
that sounds sorta enjoyable, but finishing is way better. Who just wants to feel kinda good when you can feel super good when you finish? They are mental. I like looking at revealing photos of people without masturbating, or trying to masturbate, but I don't know what that's called. Usually furry porn, or reading a porn scene, smut, stuff like that. I don't usually masturbate to something, but once in a while I do go on the hub.
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starik@lemmy.zip · 122 pts · 235d
The 67 Skibidi Toilet generation. They think they invented “random” humor, but they just renamed it brain rot. Katy t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m would like a word.
UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world · 58 pts · 235d
Do they? Most seem to know damned well that they got it from their parents / older siblings.
RickyRigatoni@retrolemmy.com · 20 pts · 235d
Knowing this would require me to interact with children much more than I would like to.
snooggums@piefed.world · 4 pts · 235d
They don't have to interact to observe and mimic behaviors!
SkyeStarfall@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 35 pts · 235d
They don't think that. The seemingly adults think that. So often I see people complaining about kids and their brainrot, and it's not from the kids themselves
lolola@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 7 pts · 235d
sammich! and then he shot a sandwich at him
Opisek@piefed.blahaj.zone · 7 pts · 235d
W E E D E A T E R
biggeoff@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 233d
Holds up spork
biggeoff@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 233d
Holds up spork
SaltyIceteaMaker@lemmy.ml · 1 pts · 232d
the randomness isnt what makes it brainrot, its brainrot because it is so bad and cringy, wether it be random or not.
UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world · 90 pts · 235d
Can't believe a bunch of college freshmen would be into porn and masturbating. When I went to college it was totally different. We were all chaste as nuns and modest and church mice.
Oh whoa is society! The Youngs are ruining everything! Would that they behaved in the way I remember my generation doing it - diligent, virtuous, humble, and perfectly in every way.
PodPerson@lemmy.zip · 41 pts · 235d
Woe to your use of whoa
saimen@feddit.org · 24 pts · 235d
https://qz.com/quartzy/1264118/the-2500-year-old-history-of-adults-blaming-the-younger-generation
AFallingAnvil@lemmy.ca · 16 pts · 235d
Agreed on all fronts, but also *woe is society
captainlezbian@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 235d
Idk back when I was in college we fucked each other /s
SkyeStarfall@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 235d
Yeah, I remember th same thing as a freshman, it was not any different lol
CXORA@aussie.zone · 1 pts · 234d
state_electrician@discuss.tchncs.de · 52 pts · 235d
Gooning:
Captain_Stupid@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 235d
Gooning for Budda
axexrx@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 235d
So stimfaping?
ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 234d
Can I do it in sex form?
stiffyGlitch@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 233d
The only thing I know about gooning is everything I've learned here, on this post. But it sounds like a thing that would be possible in sex.
THE_GR8_MIKE@lemmy.world · 40 pts · 235d
I'm glad I graduated in 2019. The bridge collapsed behind me lol
subOrange@lemmy.world · 29 pts · 235d
No, it did it back in 2010, sorry. You were left behind too.
its_kim_love@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 21 pts · 235d
I graduated in 2006 and it felt like the bridge had burned long ago.
Hamartia@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 235d
This is it: low income folks that graduated in '94 were the last to get full student grants and no fees to pay + renting was relatively way cheaper too.
MintyFresh@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 235d
[We didn't start the fire](We Didn’t Start the Fire https://share.google/rITfDo2jfcUB6gBlo)
StellarSt0rm@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 234d
Ew share.google link
NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone · 1 pts · 234d
I graduated in 1999. The following years had to go into debt to pay tuition fees instead of higher education being free.
shane@feddit.nl · 30 pts · 234d
The kids are alright.
taiyang@lemmy.world · 28 pts · 235d
Drat, too blurry to make out the less common horrifying things people are looking forward to.
flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works · 10 pts · 235d
I reckon I can see jazz aneurysms in there on the left!
NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone · 26 pts · 235d
baggachipz@sh.itjust.works · 22 pts · 235d
Help out an old piece of shit: what’s the dying rose emoji about these days?
NeonNight@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 235d
What I’ve figured so far is that it’s half-sarcastic, mock sadness. Some kid will say you’re old and then add a bunch of those after, well more accurately they say “Unc 🥀🥀” and dumb shit like that
Grail@multiverse.soulism.net · -1 pts · 234d
Unc is AAVE for a beloved elder role model. Making fun of people for being old is for white kids
BananaIsABerry@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 234d
Nah it's been changed to uncool.
glitch1985@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 235d
Dying, dying, dead? Just taking a guess here I'm no jive turkey anymore either.
Lanusensei87@lemmy.world · 20 pts · 235d
Everything in that slide looks suspiciously smudged like it's AI, and I don't if that means the slide was made with AI or the photo was modified in post with AI.
ThunderQueen@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 235d
user224@lemmy.sdf.org · 10 pts · 235d
The picture often looks better in viewfinder than when I finally snap it.
ThunderQueen@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 234d
user224@lemmy.sdf.org · 3 pts · 234d
I like Open Camera. Also let's me select audio source, and there's "unprocessed option". Usually needs tune up with audacity to increase volume, but my phone's audio processing sounds like 8kbps MP3.
Here's a sample, same recording conditions.
Default: https://files.catbox.moe/d2n7sg.flac
Unprocessed: https://files.catbox.moe/xf9ab8.flac
brachypelmide@lemmy.zip · 6 pts · 235d
that might just stem from the camera that took the photo. tons of budget phones have all kinds of messed up post processing integrated into the camera. i have a Xiaomi POCO X3 that has something akin to this smudging, and it persisted even after I flashed Ubuntu Touch on it
state_electrician@discuss.tchncs.de · 4 pts · 235d
The text makes sense, so it's unlikely that it's AI.
BigDiction@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 235d
Had to look up Mr Gassy Incredibles
masta_chief@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 234d
...and? I'm scared to
Tigeroovy@lemmy.ca · 15 pts · 235d
The future leaders of the world.
Wander@sh.itjust.works · 14 pts · 235d
Gooning is the least bad thing about that generation.
stiffyGlitch@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 234d
Gooning is their word for masturbation, but most kids that use that word don't know what it means.
tiramichu@sh.itjust.works · 7 pts · 234d
I made a helpful table
stiffyGlitch@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 234d
Oh. I didn't know that they were different. What does the mental activity type mean?
tiramichu@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 234d
Gooning is a more specific subtype of masturbation.
Masturbating is the act of physically stimulating one's happy parts, solo. It may involve porn, or it may just depend purely on the physical sensation to lead to orgasm.
Gooning has a much closer association with visual stimulation because one would generally goon at something or to something. It also has a strong implication that it usually lasts for a long while; that the point of gooning is to stretch out the pleasure as much as possible and to push away all thoughts until you are nothing but a drooling mess of ecstacy.
So it really is quite different.
stiffyGlitch@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 234d
that sounds sorta enjoyable, but finishing is way better. Who just wants to feel kinda good when you can feel super good when you finish? They are mental. I like looking at revealing photos of people without masturbating, or trying to masturbate, but I don't know what that's called. Usually furry porn, or reading a porn scene, smut, stuff like that. I don't usually masturbate to something, but once in a while I do go on the hub.
GreenKnight23@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 234d
delayed gratification can cause explosive if not euphoric orgasms that can even sometimes lead to chained or multiple orgasms from men.
gooning can be a way to achieve that state.
protogen420@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 234d
who said gooning requires visual stimulation? I gotta a too good of a visual imagination capability, sometimes it haunts me
crusa187@lemmy.ml · 6 pts · 235d
Glasgow Gooners!
aeronmelon@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 235d
That teacher is rethinking his whole life.
someguy3@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 235d
Class survey?
renzhexiangjiao@piefed.blahaj.zone · 5 pts · 235d
uh oh, if it isn't the uni I went to
UltraBlack@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 235d
I'm gooning every day
Because I scare away
I smell like fish fillet
Because I have no job
My favourite rapper is pat god
My favourite streamer is kai cenat
expatriado@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 235d
music to my ears