People just discovering that the last land Denmark sold to the US was Epstein Island

https://www.newsweek.com/people-discovering-last-land-denmark-sold-us-epstein-island-11385832

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ceenote@lemmy.world · 152 pts · 222d (7 replies)

So now we have to ask the question: What evidence does Trump want destroyed in Greenland?

MeekerThanBeaker@lemmy.world · 42 pts · 222d (6 replies)

Something, something... sex with reindeer...

ThePantser@sh.itjust.works · 21 pts · 222d (5 replies)

Does anyone have the video of Trump blowing Rudolph?

scala@lemmy.ml · 15 pts · 222d (2 replies)

Bubba Red Nose

TachyonTele@piefed.social · 6 pts · 222d (1 reply)

🎶 he had a very shiny ----

scala@lemmy.ml · 6 pts · 222d

--- Tiny red penis

mangaskahn@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 222d (1 reply)

You mean like Giuliani?

ThePantser@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 222d

I was tempted to put just Rudy as in a nickname for Rudolph but decided against it.

Xerxos@lemmy.ml · 78 pts · 222d (3 replies)

Oh, THAT is his plan: Epstein Island 2

RaoulDuke85@piefed.social · 32 pts · 222d

2 fast 2 young

Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works · 21 pts · 222d (1 reply)

Epstein Island 2, Electric Boogaloo

diabetic_porcupine@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 222d

Do not diddle kiiiids! It’s no good diddling kiiiids!

hopesdead@startrek.website · 67 pts · 222d

This makes so much sense now.

sunbrrnslapper@lemmy.world · 55 pts · 222d (1 reply)

I too am just learning about it.

joshfaulkner@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 221d

I am people.

kometes@lemmy.world · 43 pts · 222d (4 replies)

what are the odds that Trump thinks Greenland is actually green?

hOrni@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 222d (1 reply)

The guy who thinks the CEO of Apple is named Tim Apple? He probably thinks it's a giant golf course.

bradinutah@thelemmy.club · 2 pts · 222d

Every splice still gets you in the green in Greenland.

Railcar8095@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 221d

Iceland had the right idea

frog_brawler@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 221d
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Arancello@aussie.zone · 38 pts · 222d (1 reply)

So if the americans turned a little island to pedofile paradise, just imagine what americans could do with a big island. Time to lock up your daughters

Hadriscus@jlai.lu · 39 pts · 222d

hide yo kids, hide yo islands

some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org · 35 pts · 222d

That's just the most fun headline that I've read today. It's fun on so many levels! I'm closing Lemmy cause I wanna end on a high note and I can't predict when anything will measure up to this again.

Grandwolf319@sh.itjust.works · 30 pts · 222d (1 reply)

Is he trying to one up Epstein?

Deathray5@lemmynsfw.com · 4 pts · 222d

Him trying to one up his friend is exactly the bitter petie shit I expect from him

vpol@feddit.uk · 26 pts · 222d (1 reply)

Trump just wants a bigger island to rape the United States.

diabetic_porcupine@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 222d

Dear United States. Since you decided not to give me the Nobel peace for not raping you I don’t feel very obligated to not be very rapey anymore

pruwybn@discuss.tchncs.de · 20 pts · 222d

This might explain why it's "psychologically important" to him.

altphoto@lemmy.today · 9 pts · 222d

For 25 million.

Treczoks@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 221d

So he just wants a bigger Epstein Island?