People just discovering that the last land Denmark sold to the US was Epstein Island
https://www.newsweek.com/people-discovering-last-land-denmark-sold-us-epstein-island-11385832
https://www.newsweek.com/people-discovering-last-land-denmark-sold-us-epstein-island-11385832
29 Comments
ceenote@lemmy.world · 152 pts · 222d
So now we have to ask the question: What evidence does Trump want destroyed in Greenland?
MeekerThanBeaker@lemmy.world · 42 pts · 222d
Something, something... sex with reindeer...
ThePantser@sh.itjust.works · 21 pts · 222d
Does anyone have the video of Trump blowing Rudolph?
scala@lemmy.ml · 15 pts · 222d
Bubba Red Nose
TachyonTele@piefed.social · 6 pts · 222d
🎶 he had a very shiny ----
scala@lemmy.ml · 6 pts · 222d
--- Tiny red penis
mangaskahn@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 222d
You mean like Giuliani?
ThePantser@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 222d
I was tempted to put just Rudy as in a nickname for Rudolph but decided against it.
Xerxos@lemmy.ml · 78 pts · 222d
Oh, THAT is his plan: Epstein Island 2
RaoulDuke85@piefed.social · 32 pts · 222d
2 fast 2 young
Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works · 21 pts · 222d
Epstein Island 2, Electric Boogaloo
diabetic_porcupine@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 222d
Do not diddle kiiiids! It’s no good diddling kiiiids!
hopesdead@startrek.website · 67 pts · 222d
This makes so much sense now.
sunbrrnslapper@lemmy.world · 55 pts · 222d
I too am just learning about it.
joshfaulkner@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 221d
I am people.
kometes@lemmy.world · 43 pts · 222d
what are the odds that Trump thinks Greenland is actually green?
hOrni@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 222d
The guy who thinks the CEO of Apple is named Tim Apple? He probably thinks it's a giant golf course.
bradinutah@thelemmy.club · 2 pts · 222d
Every splice still gets you in the green in Greenland.
Railcar8095@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 221d
Iceland had the right idea
frog_brawler@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 221d
Arancello@aussie.zone · 38 pts · 222d
So if the americans turned a little island to pedofile paradise, just imagine what americans could do with a big island. Time to lock up your daughters
Hadriscus@jlai.lu · 39 pts · 222d
hide yo kids, hide yo islands
some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org · 35 pts · 222d
That's just the most fun headline that I've read today. It's fun on so many levels! I'm closing Lemmy cause I wanna end on a high note and I can't predict when anything will measure up to this again.
Grandwolf319@sh.itjust.works · 30 pts · 222d
Is he trying to one up Epstein?
Deathray5@lemmynsfw.com · 4 pts · 222d
Him trying to one up his friend is exactly the bitter petie shit I expect from him
vpol@feddit.uk · 26 pts · 222d
Trump just wants a bigger island to rape the United States.
diabetic_porcupine@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 222d
Dear United States. Since you decided not to give me the Nobel peace for not raping you I don’t feel very obligated to not be very rapey anymore
pruwybn@discuss.tchncs.de · 20 pts · 222d
This might explain why it's "psychologically important" to him.
altphoto@lemmy.today · 9 pts · 222d
For 25 million.
Treczoks@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 221d
So he just wants a bigger Epstein Island?