c/lemmyshitpost · by ickplant@lemmy.world · 208dMy morning routine in 2026 326 points · 10 comments · view on lemmy.world
10 Comments
diemartin@sh.itjust.works · 16 pts · 208d
25 minutes?
Those are rookie numbers
Ediacarium@feddit.org · 14 pts · 208d
Depends:
Are we talking multiple fucks, or a single long, continuous one?
diemartin@sh.itjust.works · 15 pts · 208d
The key is following the 20-20-20 rule. Every 20 minutes of continuous "Fuck" you should take a 20-second break to drink something with 20% alcohol
Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 208d
Luckily I have a long commute, so I have plenty of time for screaming "fuck". It's efficient, you know?
ButteryMonkey@piefed.social · 4 pts · 208d
See? And they want us working from home and using public transit! You can’t be efficient like that in those settings!!
Meron35@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 208d
MutantTailThing@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 208d
I’ve replaced my morning coffee with Irish coffee and I’m doing heaps better
cohete@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 208d
We gotta stop screaming and start taking action. Our government works for us. If it doesn’t we need to take action. Waiting will only make it harder to fix.
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 208d
Fun* fact: The person who posted this? Ms. Rachel.
*but probably untrue
Clent@lemmy.dbzer0.com · -2 pts · 208d
This is the current generations version of boomer humor.