My morning routine in 2026

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diemartin@sh.itjust.works · 16 pts · 208d (2 replies)

25 minutes?

Those are rookie numbers

Ediacarium@feddit.org · 14 pts · 208d (1 reply)

Depends:

Are we talking multiple fucks, or a single long, continuous one?

diemartin@sh.itjust.works · 15 pts · 208d

The key is following the 20-20-20 rule. Every 20 minutes of continuous "Fuck" you should take a 20-second break to drink something with 20% alcohol

Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 208d (1 reply)

Luckily I have a long commute, so I have plenty of time for screaming "fuck". It's efficient, you know?

ButteryMonkey@piefed.social · 4 pts · 208d

See? And they want us working from home and using public transit! You can’t be efficient like that in those settings!!

Meron35@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 208d

MutantTailThing@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 208d

I’ve replaced my morning coffee with Irish coffee and I’m doing heaps better

cohete@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 208d

We gotta stop screaming and start taking action. Our government works for us. If it doesn’t we need to take action. Waiting will only make it harder to fix.

Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 208d

Fun* fact: The person who posted this? Ms. Rachel.

*but probably untrue

Clent@lemmy.dbzer0.com · -2 pts · 208d

This is the current generations version of boomer humor.