Seriously, though, I would not put it past this CDC to try to sell me some bullshit woo about how activating endorphins whilst eating fruit unlocks some quantum vitamins or something.
Am I crazy or does that sound within the realm of possibility for them?
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BarbedDentalFloss@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 13 pts · 219d
Best I can do is drink a smoothie made from frozen berries because nothing is really in season right now
owenfromcanada@lemmy.ca · 14 pts · 219d
You just gotta work it. Treat that straw in ways that would make your parents ashamed of you.
BarbedDentalFloss@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 11 pts · 219d
By the time I'm done with that smoothie they'll wish they sent me to conversion camp
fartographer@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 218d
Gets immediate brain freeze from snorting a smoothie
reallykindasorta@slrpnk.net · 3 pts · 219d
Have you tried sprinkling some nutmeg in it? Game changer
njm1314@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 219d
I tongue fucked an olive earlier, does that count?
plm00@lemmy.ml · 8 pts · 219d
Botanically yes. Culinarily no.
fibojoly@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 218d
Practice makes perfect! Mlemlemlemlem 👅🫒
LillyPip@lemmy.ca · 6 pts · 219d
Given the state of the government and the US CDC, I’ve been eating so many onions, I have an ulcer now.
e0qdk@reddthat.com · 5 pts · 219d
...battered and fried in beef tallow? :p
LillyPip@lemmy.ca · 5 pts · 219d
Hey, I was already sensually eating junk food.
Seriously, though, I would not put it past this CDC to try to sell me some bullshit woo about how activating endorphins whilst eating fruit unlocks some quantum vitamins or something.
Am I crazy or does that sound within the realm of possibility for them?
e0qdk@reddthat.com · 4 pts · 219d
I don't know if they'd say that specifically -- but you're not alone in having trouble telling real announcements from satire!
Mrselfdestruct25@lemmynsfw.com · 4 pts · 219d
You should see me eat a banana.
can@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 219d