major dick bong

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diemartin@sh.itjust.works · 32 pts · 199d (2 replies)

The name's Bong. Richard Bong.

nova_ad_vitum@lemmy.ca · 14 pts · 198d (1 reply)

Do WASP parents know their sons are going to by Dick when they name them Richard?

Asking because there's a guy named Dick Pound and I'm just picturing Mr. And Mrs. Pound with this newborn baby and being like "we will name him Richard. He will go by Dick. With a hard D".

SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca · 4 pts · 198d

NASCAR legend, Dick Trickle.

FilthyHands@sh.itjust.works · 18 pts · 199d

The Ace of Aces

SwingingTheLamp@piefed.zip · 17 pts · 198d

NorthWestWind@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 199d

Bing Bong

Bing Bong from PEAK

halvar@lemy.lol · 14 pts · 199d

Imagine being assigned to Major Bing Bong on your first day

just2look@lemmy.zip · 12 pts · 198d (1 reply)

Bing Bong?

mojofrododojo@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 198d

yeah but less pink and more p38 multi ace air predator top ace of ww2 iirc

FiniteBanjo@feddit.online · 8 pts · 199d (1 reply)

Imagine if this was the guy we sent to referee the Ping Pong matches after the Vietnam War.

notabot@piefed.social · 5 pts · 198d

Are you refering to the Ping Pong tournament that he ran in the Quảng Ninh province of Vietnam? I heard that, after the tournament had finished, he thought it would be nice, in the spirit of friendship, if each team sang the national anthem of another. Well, needless to say, this caused a bit of tension, and many lyrics were, accidentally or not, mangled. This lead to tempers flaring, quite a bit of shouting, and, I'm sorry to say, the tension spilled over and a fight broke out between the US and Vietnamese teams.

The incident was later refered to as the Dick Bong Hạ Long Ping Pong Sing Song Ding Dong.

sundray@lemmus.org · 8 pts · 199d

Truly anything can be a bong.

wabasso@lemmy.ca · 6 pts · 199d

How do I know this isn’t AI Michael Cera?

frustrated_phagocytosis@fedia.io · 5 pts · 198d

Hey, it's the guy they named the I-35 bridge in Duluth after

jaybone@lemmy.zip · 4 pts · 198d

That look on his face says he’s heard this joke a million times already.

Zier@fedia.io · 2 pts · 198d

What porn movie is this again? Must see!