Which are you?

I want the one with the machine gun.

I always wanted to ask her one question.

"Do you ever casually drop an F bomb? Like if you knock over your tea or drop your biscuit does a very quiet and dignified "fuck" ever slip out?"

1. I feel like 9 pretty much all the time these days...

Half of these are the same

Kinda 1 forever nowadays

At the moment a 2. I'm still tucked up in bed with a brew

On normal day… solid 8, bit as soon as i hear anything what going on in world… 1!

Somewhere between a 4 and an 8

I was 1, but my belly is now full of cheese toastie. 7 it is.

I alternate between 1,8, and 9

1. But I don't have a horse racing programme.

The one who says "cows" when she sees cows.