They only come out at night

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37 Comments

artifex@piefed.social · 101 pts · 220d (2 replies)

Is that the beast with two backs?

WR5@lemmy.world · 38 pts · 220d (1 reply)

Not anymore, one back got blown out.

jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.works · 9 pts · 220d

Beast with two backs forgot to stretch.

robotica@lemmy.world · 61 pts · 220d (2 replies)

I was convinced this was by Mickey7

UntimedDiffusion@piefed.zip · 12 pts · 220d

He's multiplying (not like that)

markz@suppo.fi · 3 pts · 220d

I had to take second look at the username

finallymadeanaccount@lemmy.world · 58 pts · 220d

Wow! I hope your neighbour's wife isn't home when he's away, what, with a monster like that in the house. She'd be fucked!

Phil_in_here@lemmy.ca · 50 pts · 220d

You should hear the screams it makes as it keeps trying to break out of the windows...

redbrick@lemmy.world · 36 pts · 220d (20 replies)

To be honest, that picture of the windows looks like some chick getting railed from the back with her arms holding the window...

X@piefed.world · 128 pts · 220d

dantel@programming.dev · 64 pts · 220d (6 replies)

Is there a Lemmy version of r/woosh?

blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 76 pts · 220d (5 replies)

usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca · 37 pts · 220d (4 replies)

Fairy?

fartographer@lemmy.world · 34 pts · 220d (3 replies)

Yes. Fairy easy

yermaw@sh.itjust.works · 17 pts · 220d (2 replies)

Fairy odd jokes

W98BSoD@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 5 pts · 219d (1 reply)

Wands and wings. Floaty crowny things.

sem@piefed.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 219d

Wands and oaks, little froggy croaks

hanke@feddit.nu · 41 pts · 220d

I do believe that is the actual joke

alienzx@feddit.nl · 34 pts · 220d

Thats_the_joke.jpeg

robocall@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 220d (1 reply)

She can't possibly be getting railed if OPs neighbor went on a business trip

sem@piefed.blahaj.zone · 1 pts · 219d

What if her secret boyfriend only comes over when the neighbor leaves?

Almacca@aussie.zone · 12 pts · 220d

By golly, I think you're right!

Kaerkob@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 220d
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M137@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 220d (2 replies)

Congratulations, it's only January and you already made yourself look so foolish that you might not surpass it for the rest of the year. How does it feel?

Strider@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 220d

Or he maybe didn't understand for one reason or the other and answered in a way unexpected to society.

So how does it feel to exclude and shame blame people like this?

Of course it might just be fun / troll or other, sure. Still, as neurodivergent I can relate and sometimes it results in extremely embarrassing situations and getting excluded yet again. It's one of the reasons why we have a very high suicidal rate.

dovahking@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 219d

And with that attitude from first month, what are you striving for? Asshole of the year? Dude could be decent enough that his first thought wasn't even of someone cheating, unlike the rest of us.

Simulation6@sopuli.xyz · 3 pts · 219d

People have the weirdest obsessions. Why would she want to wash the windows while getting railed?

LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 220d (1 reply)

Yeah but I'm having trouble figuring out how her shoulders can bend like that

redbrick@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 213d

I heard pornhub has some contortionist fetish thingys. At least that's what I was told.

Suck_on_my_Presence@lemmy.world · 33 pts · 220d (6 replies)

Ohhh this gal

friend

Turret3857@infosec.pub · 31 pts · 220d (4 replies)
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Suck_on_my_Presence@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 220d (3 replies)

Oh no! My bad. I couldn't figure out how to link the gif from my phone. I'll be sure to not use those links in the future, thanks!

E: turned that off. Thanks again

Turret3857@infosec.pub · 7 pts · 220d
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sem@piefed.blahaj.zone · 5 pts · 219d (1 reply)

Can u edit the link?

Suck_on_my_Presence@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 219d

Edited!

QuantumSparkles@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 219d

The Moder

chtk@sh.itjust.works · 26 pts · 220d

It's the mythical beast with two backs.

Bosht@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 219d

Legit looks the same as the creature design from The Ritual

Ashiette@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 219d

This is none than the Leszy

ekZepp@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 219d

scary