Agent Pingu knew that planting the Greenland flag in the middle of the Antarctic was a long shot, but he was not dealing with the best and brightest.

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UncleArthur@lemmy.world · 36 pts · 200d (3 replies)

Please tell me this is true, and Trump doesn't realise penguins live in the Antarctic.

trump knows things!!? are you insane?

Also, he's openly admitting that his gait matches a penguin's stride for stride...

Ludicrous0251@piefed.zip · 19 pts · 200d (1 reply)

Here I was hoping the administration was doing something useful for once and switching to Linux

Yeah, but we want to increase the adoption rate of Linux. Surely an announcement by this White House would have the opposite effect

mkwt@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 200d (4 replies)

We really do not want to get that guy started on the mess of Antarctic territorial claims.

Bronzebeard@lemmy.zip · 10 pts · 200d (3 replies)

I say, if he goes and plants the flag by himself, let him try.

FerretyFever0@fedia.io · 4 pts · 200d (2 replies)

Personally, I'd rather him take over Antarctica, as opposed to say, Greenland or Venezuela. Still wouldn't be good though.

Imagine flooding Miami because you bombed the antarctic ice shelves...

He struggles walking down a ramp. Him having to personally walk through snow in the antarctic to plant a flag would only help us.

It's weird that they leave the same foot prints

He was not dealing with the best and brightest, which was ironic because they sent their best and brightest.

axexrx@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 200d (1 reply)

Donny wants to fuck a penguin?

He likes the size difference

Is Tux leading him to a mammoth graveyard?

US Army: How do we know where to invade Commander in Chief?

Pooptus: You'll see a bunch of penguins.

Greenland: Fucking idiots.

Penguins can't hold things you dipshits.

That penguin should lead Furher Orange to the Elder Things. Only then will world peace be achieved.