shaturday wisdom

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25 Comments

FartsWithAnAccent@fedia.io · 15 pts · 210d (1 reply)

If shitting hurts, you probably need more fiber.

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 209d

Or less knives

Worx@lemmynsfw.com · 13 pts · 210d (6 replies)

Chat, it's normal to bleed every time you wipe, right?

Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 210d (4 replies)

Just in case you're NOT joking, go see a doctor. You have colon cancer.

three@lemmy.zip · 6 pts · 210d (1 reply)

Bright red is fine; it's the dark, congealed blood you want to worry about. That's what daddy told me at least :3

rockerface@lemmy.cafe · 4 pts · 210d

Yeah, bright red is just a shallow scratch somewhere near the, uh, opening. Darker blood might be internal bleeding and that can get really bad quickly.

heartbreaker@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 210d

Not necessarily, can also be hemorrhoids from too much sitting and a bad diet.
But you (and I) should definitely see a doctor.

What causes hemorrhoids?
Pressure building up in your lower rectum can affect blood flow and make the veins there swell.
That may happen because of:

  • Pushing when you poop
  • Straining when you do something that's physically hard, like lifting something heavy
  • Extra weight, like obesity
  • Pregnancy, when your growing uterus presses on your veins
  • A diet low in fiber
  • Anal

Risk Factors:

  • Too much sitting
  • Age
  • Pregnancy
  • Genetics
Worx@lemmynsfw.com · 1 pts · 210d

Thank you for the concern but I am ok.

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 209d

If you're not joking, blood in stool is worth going to the doctor to figure out. It is not worth delaying over as it can be the first sign of colon cancer.

NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 210d

I have a cat, so I’m not allowed to shit alone anymore.

RagnarokOnline@programming.dev · 5 pts · 210d (2 replies)

This is me rn frfr

surewhynotlem@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 210d (1 reply)

Allow me to introduce you to our Lord and Savior : fiber.

Worx@lemmynsfw.com · 2 pts · 210d

And also, drinking more

nil@piefed.ca · 4 pts · 210d (3 replies)

but if you shit together...

Chronographs@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 210d

If you shit as one you share the fun

rockerface@lemmy.cafe · 3 pts · 210d

Fuck it, I shit competitively. Join the queue, it's time to rank up

Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 210d

2 girls, 1 bowl

sundray@lemmus.org · 4 pts · 210d

So, go ahead and leave the door open and share how you feel with the world.

henfredemars@infosec.pub · 3 pts · 210d

You need beans.

unmagical@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 210d (5 replies)

1000008788

nil@piefed.ca · 6 pts · 210d (4 replies)

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ZoteTheMighty@lemmy.zip · 6 pts · 210d (3 replies)

The fact that one seat is up is even worse. Imagine you're sitting down pooping and someone comes up and pees standing up with their ass in your face.

Sadbutdru@sopuli.xyz · 0 pts · 210d (2 replies)

When you pee standing up, do you usually remove the clothes covering your ass?

(Or do you imagine this is how it works, if you never pee standing up?)

ZoteTheMighty@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 210d (1 reply)

If someone sticks their butt in my face, they don't get a free pass cuz their pants aren't pulled all the way down.

Sadbutdru@sopuli.xyz · 1 pts · 209d

Looking at the distance between the multiplayer shitters in the picture, I'm gonna say you're the one sticking your face in their butt.