I hope you guys are happy! An innocent person has passed after imagining the fart! He leaves a brand new 85" TV and two roombas dressed as flat cats. The world will never forget!
after cooking them, throw them into a big bowl of ice water and crack the bottoms, that way as they cool, the egg shrinks and pulls the water underneath the shell, easy peel every time for me
So here's a quick recipe for a spicy egg salad. It's a kind of love it or hate it thing, but it definitely has the same musical effect on your digestion.
20 Comments
betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world · 28 pts · 220d
The continuous expulsion of hot gas helps on those cold-toes nights. It's a hen-fueled space heater.
fartographer@lemmy.world · 20 pts · 220d
You reminded me of a poem that my cousin recites:
Moebius@feddit.org · 20 pts · 220d
What's wrong honey? You've barely touched your bagueggtte 😟
dingus@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 220d
When I was a lad, I ate four dozen eggs every morning to help me get large.
And now that I'm grown, I eat five dozen eggs so I'm roughly the size of a barge.
altphoto@lemmy.today · 10 pts · 220d
I must resist imagining that sssmell!!!
Nooo! Fred! Fred!
FRED! Why! Why did you imagined it!
I hope you guys are happy! An innocent person has passed after imagining the fart! He leaves a brand new 85" TV and two roombas dressed as flat cats. The world will never forget!
Oh the seahawks are going to the superball!
LORDSMEGMA@sh.itjust.works · 9 pts · 220d
Blankets gonna be floating 2 feet above the bed
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 8 pts · 220d
Damn, look at Richie Rich over here, flaunting his several eggs!
genuineparts@infosec.pub · 5 pts · 220d
Fumes capable of etching glass.
fartographer@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 220d
Lemme grab my camera!
EndlessNightmare@reddthat.com · 4 pts · 219d
Sulfur, it's what's for dinner
a_non_monotonic_function@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 220d
Man go around judging somebody else's gainz why don't you
lime@feddit.nu · 4 pts · 220d
20 eggs often my dinner
BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today · 4 pts · 220d
I see that photo, and dread peeling all those eggs. I'm done after two.
artichokecustard@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 5 pts · 219d
after cooking them, throw them into a big bowl of ice water and crack the bottoms, that way as they cool, the egg shrinks and pulls the water underneath the shell, easy peel every time for me
rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 220d
I prefer to peel them under running water in the sink. It goes a lot more quickly and easily that way. (A drain catcher is necessary for the shells.)
ReverendIrreverence@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 220d
How much do you weigh?
titanicx@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 219d
Yes
glorkon@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 220d
So here's a quick recipe for a spicy egg salad. It's a kind of love it or hate it thing, but it definitely has the same musical effect on your digestion.
a_non_monotonic_function@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 220d
Imma pass, but I'm sure others will enjoy it.
Kertyna@feddit.nl · 2 pts · 220d
"This is some bullshit, Steven"
umbrella@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 219d