Imagine the farts

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betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world · 28 pts · 220d (1 reply)

The continuous expulsion of hot gas helps on those cold-toes nights. It's a hen-fueled space heater.

fartographer@lemmy.world · 20 pts · 220d

You reminded me of a poem that my cousin recites:

A fart a fart, it's good for the heart
It sets the body at ease

It will warm up the bed, you can set it alight,
And it fumigates all of the fleas

Moebius@feddit.org · 20 pts · 220d

What's wrong honey? You've barely touched your bagueggtte 😟

dingus@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 220d

When I was a lad, I ate four dozen eggs every morning to help me get large.

And now that I'm grown, I eat five dozen eggs so I'm roughly the size of a barge.

altphoto@lemmy.today · 10 pts · 220d

I must resist imagining that sssmell!!!

Nooo! Fred! Fred!

FRED! Why! Why did you imagined it!

I hope you guys are happy! An innocent person has passed after imagining the fart! He leaves a brand new 85" TV and two roombas dressed as flat cats. The world will never forget!

Oh the seahawks are going to the superball!

LORDSMEGMA@sh.itjust.works · 9 pts · 220d

Blankets gonna be floating 2 feet above the bed

Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 8 pts · 220d

Damn, look at Richie Rich over here, flaunting his several eggs!

genuineparts@infosec.pub · 5 pts · 220d

Fumes capable of etching glass.

fartographer@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 220d

Lemme grab my camera!

EndlessNightmare@reddthat.com · 4 pts · 219d

Sulfur, it's what's for dinner

a_non_monotonic_function@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 220d

Man go around judging somebody else's gainz why don't you

lime@feddit.nu · 4 pts · 220d
BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today · 4 pts · 220d (2 replies)

I see that photo, and dread peeling all those eggs. I'm done after two.

artichokecustard@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 5 pts · 219d

after cooking them, throw them into a big bowl of ice water and crack the bottoms, that way as they cool, the egg shrinks and pulls the water underneath the shell, easy peel every time for me

rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 220d

I prefer to peel them under running water in the sink. It goes a lot more quickly and easily that way. (A drain catcher is necessary for the shells.)

ReverendIrreverence@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 220d (1 reply)

How much do you weigh?

titanicx@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 219d

Yes

glorkon@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 220d (1 reply)

So here's a quick recipe for a spicy egg salad. It's a kind of love it or hate it thing, but it definitely has the same musical effect on your digestion.

  • 20 cooked and roughly chopped eggs
  • 1 jar of Hellmann's Light mayonnaise
  • 1 jar of white asparagus, chopped
  • 1 jar of mushrooms
  • 50g Stokes Curry Ketchup
  • 3-4 dashes of Worcestershire sauce
  • freshly ground black pepper
  • Habanero Tabasco to taste
a_non_monotonic_function@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 220d

Imma pass, but I'm sure others will enjoy it.

Kertyna@feddit.nl · 2 pts · 220d

"This is some bullshit, Steven"

umbrella@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 219d
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