Alt text:
A tweet reading "don't talk to me like this ever again" above a screenshot of a notification saying "Cowabunga! You're ovulating, dude!"
Ovrulating, dude!
Alt text:
A tweet reading "don't talk to me like this ever again" above a screenshot of a notification saying "Cowabunga! You're ovulating, dude!"
19 Comments
Gullible@sh.itjust.works · 67 pts · 236d
And in a few years, it’ll read “ovum’s rdy on god frfr”
And, oddly enough, people still won’t be able to spell pragnent.
X@piefed.world · 23 pts · 236d
*pregrenant
madjo@piefed.social · 22 pts · 236d
*pregonate
danekrae@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 236d
Play it safe: Bum in the oven.
madjo@piefed.social · 6 pts · 236d
Bum or bun? :)
ByteJunk@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 236d
Bun in the ovrn
Damorte@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 236d
TheTechnician27@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 236d
Just leaving this here so everyone can go wild:
https://en.wiktionary.org/w/index.php?title=Category%3AEnglish_lemmas&from=PR
VoteNixon2016@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 15 pts · 236d
Going wild is how I got pergonent 😔
TheTechnician27@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 236d
pregabalin?? 😨😨 but I thought you used condor 😫
madjo@piefed.social · 2 pts · 235d
That link doesn’t work for me.
edit
Well, it works on my desktop, but on mobile that link doesn't work.
WatchfulConsole@sh.itjust.works · 7 pts · 235d
TheGiantKorean@lemmy.today · 6 pts · 236d
No Ragrets
Turret3857@infosec.pub · 53 pts · 235d
VoteNixon2016@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 21 pts · 235d
Totally fallopian tubular, dude!
markovs_gun@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 235d
Especially when so many big countries are run by fascists who are especially interested in such data
Cevilia@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 14 pts · 235d
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 9 pts · 236d
Am I the only one wondering why David Bowie's 1972-1973 alter ego is telling dudes that they're ovulating? 🤔
VoteNixon2016@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 12 pts · 236d
He can induce ovulation in anyone, just like that
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 pts · 236d
That's probably why he was retired so quickly: overpopulation everywhere he performed was becoming a problem
birdwing@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 235d
pwetty pwease... myes... want,,,~
toynbee@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 236d
How did it know my superhero name?
Grail@multiverse.soulism.net · 4 pts · 234d
Today I realised I'm okay with being called a dude if, and only if, it's accompanied by cowabunga
carotte@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 236d