VoteNixon2016

It's only imperialism when it's from the imperial core, otherwise it's just a sparkling military operation

It ain't gay if it's underway

The US military was totally different 16 years ago, when we were engaged in completely different not-officially-a-war military operations that had nothing to do with oil and were only about democracy

I was 11 or 12 and was assigned Emily Dickinson for a school assignment about poets, I had to do all the research at home because the school computers blocked everything, even the Wikipedia article

I've been aware of the Scunthorpe problem ever since

It is, and Netflix killed it just like that cast iron skillet

Damn, I could really go for some Mc🅱️onald's right now

It's a nonissue if you keep your car on the road and not, you know, in someone else's front yard

Soot sprite, My Neighbor Totoro (1988)

Go watch Schitt's Creek right now

Frappuccinos can't melt steel beams

This is the future Charmin wants

Right, if you need anything other than nutrient paste and water for a job well done, you're definitely not an adult

Guess we're sharing a body

Worth it

1. Excluding myself, everyone's knowledge of the sun rising in the east and setting in the west is inverted, as are any references, depictions, or allusions to the direction in which the sun rises, while the cardinal directions and the orientation and rotation of the Earth relative to the Sun remain unchanged, such that everyone other than myself expects the Sun to rise in the west and set in the east, while it will continue to rise in the east and set in the west as it does now.

Hair Today, Gone Tomorrow