c/lemmyshitpost · by VoteNixon2016@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 156d

When your partner asks where you learned that

Help the horny posters got to me

Alt text:

The "expanding brain" meme:

Small brain: watching porn

Normal brain: reading guides online

Big brain: being in a relationship

Enlightened brain: (a picture of the iconic ThinkPad trackpoint)

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26 Comments

sundray@lemmus.org · 73 pts · 155d (3 replies)

People thought I was weird for using my tongue to move my mouse pointer, but who's laughing now!

VoteNixon2016@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 27 pts · 155d

Idk about laughing, but I'm sure someone is making some kind of noises

FishFace@piefed.social · 10 pts · 155d (1 reply)

How waterproof is your laptop?

_stranger_@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 155d

thinkpads have legendary water resistance.

elvith@feddit.org · 33 pts · 155d (4 replies)

relevant xkcd

FosterMolasses@leminal.space · 12 pts · 155d (1 reply)

Xkcd is slowly becoming like The Simpsons, but for Lemmy.

Everywhere niche science or tech observation, "Xkcd did it" lol

elvith@feddit.org · 18 pts · 155d

Slowly? That was already a trend like 10 years ago. And since the number of xkcd strips only increased since then, it will happen more and more frequently.

Findus_Falke@feddit.org · 8 pts · 155d (1 reply)

"nipple mouse"

basxto@discuss.tchncs.de · 6 pts · 155d

So far I call it trackpoint, but maybe I’ll try clit mouse.

Nipple mouse could get confused with the nipple keys.

W98BSoD@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 21 pts · 155d

Rhaedas@fedia.io · 20 pts · 155d (2 replies)

Pro tip - use the whole keyboard.

5ibelius9insterberg@feddit.org · 12 pts · 155d (1 reply)

Use Keyboard for agility, play bass for endurance.

tetris11@feddit.uk · 4 pts · 155d

and switch to Jazz if you're getting no feedback at all

Simulation6@sopuli.xyz · 16 pts · 155d (6 replies)

I think 'watching porn' is the wrong answer to just about every question.

youcantreadthis@quokk.au · 10 pts · 155d (5 replies)

What are you doing right now?

Simulation6@sopuli.xyz · 14 pts · 155d (4 replies)

I didn't mean it wasn't the correct answer, just the wrong thing too say.

youcantreadthis@quokk.au · 3 pts · 155d (3 replies)

...why?

EmpathicVagrant@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 155d (2 replies)

I can’t find it right now, but there’s this clip from ages ago where a guy is in his room watching hentai, and there’s a knock at the door followed by ‘what are you doing?’

He stammers, flustered by the situation and chokes out ‘I-uhhh-DRUGS!’

clif@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 155d

"Stephen, what are you doing?"

testaccount789@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 155d

I am pretty sure I know the audio, but it was used in a video where the guy was dressed as a hot femboy.

tauonite@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 155d (1 reply)

I've lost my clit :(

VoteNixon2016@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 17 pts · 155d

Tbf a lot of people seem to struggle finding it

gmtom@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 155d

My skills were granted to me through the devine providence of the autism gods.

Presumably as some sort of sick joke as I'm basically incapable of talking to anyone I find sexuslly attractive.