Trump signs executive order to change Lake Ontario to ‘Lake America’ | CNN Politics

The dumbest fucking timeline

You all laugh, but think for a moment about the poor cattle rancher currently sitting on the toilet with his lettuce diarrhea, worried about the pending foreclosure of all he has and when the ivermectin is finally going to kick in for little Billy Jr's case of measles.

But then upon his porcelain throne he sees his dear leader with the courage and genius to redraw the name of the lake he didn't remember existed from its communist foreign name to a name he knows and can remember, because it's the name of where he lives and also two of his daughters.

And finally, for the first time since Obama's shadow government made him wear a mask in 2020 for the hoax pandemic that doctors claimed killed his elderly parents but everyone knew was just a flu and also engineered by Fauci for maximum damage — he knows.

He knows it's going to be okay.

That when Billy Jr beats this made-up measles thing and little America One and America Too and the whole family loses the ranch, that they can go to the Lake that is now their heritage by the only name they need to learn it.

And then he'll float, staring up into the heavens, finally at peace secure in the knowledge that at long last the greatest President since Jesus is cradling his heart and interests in his diminutive bruised hands, exhausted from all the renaming of water.

Fun fact:

The mnemonic for the Great Lakes will also change from H-O-M-E-S to S-H-A-M-E, if you replace the O for Ontario with an A for America.

Just fucking die already god damnit.

he can call it whatever he wants. The other 8 billion of us will still call it Lake Ontario.

“‘Lake of America’ was something I’ve been thinking about for a long time,"

Yeah sure you were, pedo

Worlds stupidest man and notorious con man changes name of lake, while still managing to escape charges of child trafficking.

Dear leader says food and fuel is cheap! We love him!

Dear leader says it's gulf of amercia! We love him!

Dear leaders trade war isn't hurting farmers! We love him!

Dear leader says it is Lake of America now! We love him!

Dear leader says he isn't a pedophile! We love him!

Over 77 million Americans voted for this. They looked at Donald god damned Trump and said, "yeah, that's my guy." TWICE! Albeit it was non-consecutively, but I don't know if that makes it better or worse.

We live in a shit hole country, y'all. Shit-hole.

This is bait. Where are the Epstein Files? Why are we still in a failed elective war with Iran? Why are we having to use buy now, pay later for groceries? Renaming a lake is a distraction.

"Making the Great Lakes Even Greater"

Man, "Lake America Great Again" is right there. Fucking amateurs

Trump has wide latitude over how the US government refers to geographic landmarks...

This is how it worked for the "Gulf of America," too. The president can't force map publishers to use his names. He can only force the career public servants in the federal government to use his names.

Google Maps (to name one of many) changed "Gulf of Mexico" to "Gulf of America" of their own accord. And that will be the case this time, too, if Google follows through.

It has no force of law. Too bad Google Maps is so sycophantic that they'll go along with it.

You can call it whatever you want you senile old shitstain, it's still Lake Ontario.

Sincerely yours, Canada.

(PS: I hope the White house fire system is up to code)

Note that the Canadian province is named after the lake; not vice versa.

So, this isn’t even the snub he thinks it is.

Yes, Trump is a complete moron, but this is particularly idiotic even by his extraordinarily idiotic standards.

"Senile old pedophile tries to rename stuff but nobody cares"

What does this asshole think executive orders are?

After this is over Republicans should all be branded as criminals

cry baby president, needs a new map cause his feelings were hurt. pathetic.

Great, instead of HOMES we can remember the great lakes by SHAME

It's Lake Ontario, Gulf of Mexico.

Jesus Christ. This guy has like 2 thoughts. Tariffs and renaming things.

He's such a child.

Yeah that sounds like something a pedo rapist would do

Fuck that orange sack of shit so hard.

What a deplorably designed country that one person can do all this wasteful stuff. Way more wasted by this party than the fraud they like to point out in some places, and no peep on where it's actually worse. It's one part of the low-level thinking that high-control groups enforce, to keep people from asking questions and finding the evidence. For example that all the other rich countries pay much less for healthcare with better outcomes, get better worker benefits and satisfaction and all that makes healthier people than the usa system. It shows that they don't want that for everyone, just them and theirs, the selfish tradition is strong!

The United States has already failed. At this point it's just waiting for a foreign adversary to push it over.

Does he think EOs are laws? That's the only explanation I can come up with.

Lake epstien

Ah man I needed a laugh today 🍁

Surely this will bring prices down

Such a pathetic Trumper Tantrum.

This was a joke someone said when they tried to rename the Gulf of Mexico, and if all their jokes become true, next one will be Trump's head in Mt. Rushmore.

Next he’ll rename District of Columbia to District of America

You know, this really isn't fair to the other 160,000 lakes in the USA. Surely they all deserve to be known as "Lake America."

So instead of remembering the Great Lakes by HOMES, we'll use SHAME. Fitting.

It’s the Onion, right?

I'm rather tired of this executive order nonsense. Can things really be changed so easily with an EO decree? If so, things are severely broken.

That’ll show ‘em!!

Well, look. This fascist fucking nazi shithead is, in fact, a fascist fucking nazi shithead, but I'll give him credit for killing the penny.

so.........

Maybe we’ll change them both.”

Technically, if you REALLY LOOK at a fucking globe, there is ONE ocean. So technically there's a case for calling it all one thing. So it's only stupid and ridiculous to rename it the American Ocean........ but really, it should be all one ocean :P that's my story and I'm sticking to it

(that's 5% serious and 95% fuck fascists) (well, 2% serious maybe)

Can we just have one day without deplorable yank news?

"I can't accomplish anything of substance so I'll make idiotic stunts and hope my deluded supporters eat it up in Nov."

Acronym to remember the Great Lakes used to be -

Huron, Ontario, Michigan, Erie, Superior: HOMES

Now with Trump it's -

Superior, Huron, America, Michigan, Erie: SHAME

Canada renames it sewage treatment plants to "Trump Ponds"

Oh for fuck's just sign an executive order to require everyone to call Trump the president with the biggest dick and let us be done with your phallus complex already. He is literally what happens when someone like Edward Tiny Balls Coristine becomes president; a double agent in every aspect, tons of self proclaimed sexual prowess and a phallic size complex.

In my house it'll be Lake Ontario to my Canadian friends and Lake Fascismo to everyone else.

It's his projection to look powerful to his dwindling MAGA base because of his failure in Iran, along with the department of wars failure.

There's no way he even knows which of the Great lakes that is. Don't pay any attention to anything that he says or does. He's just a demented old rapist.

What a dumb fuck.

he is so fucking braindead that he doesnt realise "great" means large in this context. fucking die already please

He gets a lot done between diaper changes

I fucking despise this piece of shit human. He's not my fucking President. He's a menace to society at large.

Sure he did. I'm in the EU.

USA is a joke!

I hope they start selling jars of Lake America water so I can display it next to my gamer girl bathwater.

Classy as ever, America.

President with one foot on the grave, does things no one would do, because he has nothing to do with his life and because he will die.

Carney should rename lake Michigan lake Canada, especially because it has no border with Canada (actually debatable, as Michigan and Huron are essentially the same lake as far as water goes).

FUCKING WASTE OF TIME

and a strait would be nice even though he doesn't use it or want it

We're the degens from the south country.

Pathetic.

I wish he'd print these maps out so he can shove 'em up his arse.

Honestly I don't care anymore, the evil guys won. They're going to enact all of project 2025, it's too late to stop. The constant barrage of insane demoralizing news has worn me out. Which was part of their goal the entire time. It would be particularly pleasant if someone changed my mind.

Who do you file paperwork to rename things? Bureau of Naming Things?

Part of me is glad they didn’t decide to try to call it Lake Ohio.

It doesn’t touch the state of Ohio, but I sort of expected them to fuck that up.

Don't bother changing signage, it'll go back here soon.

Did he change the name for pedophile yes?

For some reason he likes replacing these Native American based names with one of Italian origin.

Someone get him a cereal box and some Crayons quick.

Imagine your boss asked what you'd done today and you showed him that he'd be fucking fuming.

May he choke on a bag of dicks

Sheesh. Ontario, New York is right there, and Wayne County in which it's located went bright red in 2024. Some people in Washington really need to learn how to manage a stupid narcissist without creating a bunch of work for everybody.

I mean, they already figured out that fig leafs work in the other direction.

His executive orders are meaningless to everyone except federal employees. Almost all teachers, almost all law enforcement except ICE and FBI are state employees. So he can executive order himself blue in the face, the citizens can ignore whatever he says. He can shove his executive order straight up his arse.

He's not a king, he's an administrator with limited power.

Fart noises from his general direction.