I mean yeah, since nukes were invented there's no way we're getting far away from midnight. Just a matter of waiting until someone lights the touchpaper.
Wait until Sweden, Poland, Japan, Australia and SKorea all get their own nukes, because captain dumbass would rather extort them when they need support...
Good news, that's exactly correct, from this we can conclude that your cognitive function is clearly still operating efficiently despite the lack of oxygen you're experiencing from drowning! I hope this reassurance also helps with your ongoing drowning.
Hasn't it been for the past few years? I have seen headlines like this pop up with some frequency for close to a decade now.
Might have something to do with the rise in fascism and populism, but I feel a bit desensitised to that piece of news. We're in treacherous waters of our own making, so - either way - it's best we get our shit together. Alarmism won't help, figuring out how to stop the madness will.
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pennomi@lemmy.world · 50 pts · 214d
boonhet@sopuli.xyz · 9 pts · 213d
Man 8 year old me was so freaking scared when it was like 5 minutes to midnight. Oh no world could end this week or next.
To the best of my knowledge, it did not
IsoKiero@sopuli.xyz · 10 pts · 213d
I'm at my 40s and that thing has been 5 minutes or less to midnight as long as i can remember.
EdgeOfDistraction@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 212d
I mean yeah, since nukes were invented there's no way we're getting far away from midnight. Just a matter of waiting until someone lights the touchpaper.
Gsus4@programming.dev · 13 pts · 214d
Wait until Sweden, Poland, Japan, Australia and SKorea all get their own nukes, because captain dumbass would rather extort them when they need support...
Vinylraupe@lemmy.zip · -1 pts · 212d
Sweden doesnt plan on getting nukes.
MrFinnbean@lemmy.world · 0 pts · 212d
There has been discussions about possibility of creating joint nuclear deterrent between nordic countries.
So far its only discussion, but one could hope some day world will kneel before the new Odin and Väinämöinen-class weapons of mass destruction.
meco03211@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 213d
I feel like a drowning person being shown a picture of oxygen.
cecilkorik@piefed.ca · 5 pts · 213d
Good news, that's exactly correct, from this we can conclude that your cognitive function is clearly still operating efficiently despite the lack of oxygen you're experiencing from drowning! I hope this reassurance also helps with your ongoing drowning.
original_charles@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 212d
tidderuuf@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 214d
Wake me up when it strikes midnight.
NihilsineNefas@slrpnk.net · 2 pts · 213d
Oh you certainly will
Sylence@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 pts · 212d
Zeno is having a field day
RunningInRVA@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 213d
Just like last year.
87Six@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 212d
Ah yes the venture capital bros of nuclear warfare
abumarkey@szmer.info · 1 pts · 212d
Hasn't it been for the past few years? I have seen headlines like this pop up with some frequency for close to a decade now.
Might have something to do with the rise in fascism and populism, but I feel a bit desensitised to that piece of news. We're in treacherous waters of our own making, so - either way - it's best we get our shit together. Alarmism won't help, figuring out how to stop the madness will.
NoForwadSlashS@piefed.social · 0 pts · 214d
Sounds about right