If you can put a meter on it... - SpaceboyCantlol

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18 Comments

hperrin@lemmy.ca · 50 pts · 211d

We’ve updated our Standard Air plan to 15% oxygen. If you would like the 21% oxygen blend, you can now upgrade to the Premium Air plan, which also includes one free glass of water per month.

killea@lemmy.world · 27 pts · 211d

No parody is far enough from reality anymore.

ilinamorato@lemmy.world · 27 pts · 211d (2 replies)

Don't worry, the code to open it is just 1-2-3-4-5.

Krauerking@lemy.lol · 22 pts · 211d (1 reply)

Incredible! I have the same combination on my Chastity belt!

ilinamorato@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 210d

You gotta upgrade to a virgin alarm.

lolola@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 8 pts · 211d (1 reply)

Here I am counting my breaths to see if I could get away with the free tier

Krauerking@lemy.lol · 4 pts · 211d

I immediately questioned myself on it too but I think that it ignores me doing anything physically taxing.

zd9@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 211d

SUSH don't give them ideas

palordrolap@fedia.io · 6 pts · 211d (2 replies)

A question I am yet to see satisfactorily answered: Why would a corporation want to show ads to someone who cannot afford their product?

Goretantath@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 211d

Really weird that they continue to do this to this day. So many ads that do nothing but waste poor peoples time.

Randomocity@sh.itjust.works · 7 pts · 210d

The hope is that instead of buying air you buy the products and continue to watch ads

A_norny_mousse@feddit.org · 5 pts · 211d

There's a Black Mirror episode like that.

Protoknuckles@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 211d (1 reply)

An actual plot point in Dungeon Crawler Carl

Krauerking@lemy.lol · 2 pts · 211d

Darn it, I really need to read that book.

sefra1@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 211d

Dot and Bubble

crazycraw@crazypeople.online · 3 pts · 211d

honestly, don't give them too many ideas.

lime@feddit.nu · 2 pts · 211d (1 reply)

ah yes, government advertising.

helpImTrappedOnline@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 211d

It won't be direct government advertising, it'll be whatever mega-corp they outsource this to that refuses to make sure the ads are scam free and sfw.

Also expect 100% up time for the ad service, but the breaths may range 0 to 15 per minute depending on how many people are using the service at once.