c/comicstrips · by Krauerking@lemy.lol · 211dIf you can put a meter on it... - SpaceboyCantlol 366 points · 18 comments · view on lemmy.world
18 Comments
hperrin@lemmy.ca · 50 pts · 211d
We’ve updated our Standard Air plan to 15% oxygen. If you would like the 21% oxygen blend, you can now upgrade to the Premium Air plan, which also includes one free glass of water per month.
killea@lemmy.world · 27 pts · 211d
No parody is far enough from reality anymore.
ilinamorato@lemmy.world · 27 pts · 211d
Don't worry, the code to open it is just 1-2-3-4-5.
Krauerking@lemy.lol · 22 pts · 211d
Incredible! I have the same combination on my Chastity belt!
ilinamorato@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 210d
You gotta upgrade to a virgin alarm.
lolola@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 8 pts · 211d
Here I am counting my breaths to see if I could get away with the free tier
Krauerking@lemy.lol · 4 pts · 211d
I immediately questioned myself on it too but I think that it ignores me doing anything physically taxing.
zd9@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 211d
SUSH don't give them ideas
palordrolap@fedia.io · 6 pts · 211d
A question I am yet to see satisfactorily answered: Why would a corporation want to show ads to someone who cannot afford their product?
Goretantath@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 211d
Really weird that they continue to do this to this day. So many ads that do nothing but waste poor peoples time.
Randomocity@sh.itjust.works · 7 pts · 210d
The hope is that instead of buying air you buy the products and continue to watch ads
A_norny_mousse@feddit.org · 5 pts · 211d
There's a Black Mirror episode like that.
Protoknuckles@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 211d
An actual plot point in Dungeon Crawler Carl
Krauerking@lemy.lol · 2 pts · 211d
Darn it, I really need to read that book.
sefra1@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 211d
Dot and Bubble
crazycraw@crazypeople.online · 3 pts · 211d
honestly, don't give them too many ideas.
lime@feddit.nu · 2 pts · 211d
ah yes, government advertising.
helpImTrappedOnline@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 211d
It won't be direct government advertising, it'll be whatever mega-corp they outsource this to that refuses to make sure the ads are scam free and sfw.
Also expect 100% up time for the ad service, but the breaths may range 0 to 15 per minute depending on how many people are using the service at once.