As you can see, the female will sit fetal on the ice. Pressure builds up underneath her until the force pushes her airborn a few feet forward. There are those who say it is a most fascinating form of locomotion in the animal kingdom.
.......out of all the things that link COULD have been, how is it THAT??? I mean, you would have had to see that at some point before this moment. How did THAT happen??? And then how did your brain see this thread, and you think "OOH!!! I KNOW JUST THE THING!!!!"
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Sanctus@anarchist.nexus · 53 pts · 213d
As you can see, the female will sit fetal on the ice. Pressure builds up underneath her until the force pushes her airborn a few feet forward. There are those who say it is a most fascinating form of locomotion in the animal kingdom.
QuantumSparkles@sh.itjust.works · 47 pts · 213d
It’s called queefhopping
mitkase@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 213d
I thought it was ice-kegeling.
anomnom@sh.itjust.works · 0 pts · 212d
Short and curling.
BotsRuinedEverything@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 213d
You win
altphoto@lemmy.today · 2 pts · 212d
A couchcuntatoe once told me the world is gonna row me, I hate to put his tool in the shed!
noretus@crazypeople.online · 49 pts · 213d
Pussyfooting on ice is understandable tho.
Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 213d
You win the internet for today.
smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works · 26 pts · 213d
Dammit, your mom got out and she's pogoing again.
humorlessrepost@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 212d
I went out on a date with your mom, a bit late, she had so many friends
I brought my pogo stick just to show her a trick, she had so many friends
gigastasio@sh.itjust.works · 22 pts · 213d
Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca · 17 pts · 213d
That’s gotta be cold on the ole’ hoo haa.
Zwiebel@feddit.org · 6 pts · 213d
Also crazy split
bizarroland@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 213d
Maybe she's legless and going for a hop.
SGforce@lemmy.ca · 15 pts · 213d
Up north some people call it a "moose knuckle"
Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca · 8 pts · 213d
Moose knuckles are dudes.
SGforce@lemmy.ca · 4 pts · 213d
Ah true. I don't hear the term often enough to properly remember.
FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 213d
Jokes aside, what the hell are they?
kboy101222@sh.itjust.works · 23 pts · 213d
Hoof prints I believe
PP_BOY_@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 213d
The culprit (NSFW)
specimen@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 213d
My eyes
Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca · 5 pts · 213d
My .... nevermind.
owenfromcanada@lemmy.ca · 12 pts · 213d
"Vajankle" is not a word I needed to learn ever.
Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 213d
.......out of all the things that link COULD have been, how is it THAT??? I mean, you would have had to see that at some point before this moment. How did THAT happen??? And then how did your brain see this thread, and you think "OOH!!! I KNOW JUST THE THING!!!!"
mitkase@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 213d
Come, Watson, the game’s afoot!
GreenKnight23@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 212d
what did I just see?!
wioum@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 213d
Water is the source of life
Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 213d
I thought the sun was the source of life.
Taleya@aussie.zone · 7 pts · 212d
iamericandre@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 213d
Damn was convinced this was a mick man post
diabetic_porcupine@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 212d
87Six@lemmy.zip · 5 pts · 212d
For the first time in my life I hope to god that is AI generated
owenfromcanada@lemmy.ca · 4 pts · 213d
Icicussy
Toes@ani.social · 4 pts · 213d
Ah it's a rare snail trail 🐌