I'm not so sure those are "foot" steps

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33 Comments

Sanctus@anarchist.nexus · 53 pts · 213d (5 replies)

As you can see, the female will sit fetal on the ice. Pressure builds up underneath her until the force pushes her airborn a few feet forward. There are those who say it is a most fascinating form of locomotion in the animal kingdom.

QuantumSparkles@sh.itjust.works · 47 pts · 213d (4 replies)

It’s called queefhopping

mitkase@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 213d (1 reply)

I thought it was ice-kegeling.

anomnom@sh.itjust.works · 0 pts · 212d

Short and curling.

BotsRuinedEverything@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 213d

You win

altphoto@lemmy.today · 2 pts · 212d

A couchcuntatoe once told me the world is gonna row me, I hate to put his tool in the shed!

noretus@crazypeople.online · 49 pts · 213d (1 reply)

Pussyfooting on ice is understandable tho.

Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 213d

You win the internet for today.

smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works · 26 pts · 213d (1 reply)

Dammit, your mom got out and she's pogoing again.

humorlessrepost@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 212d

I went out on a date with your mom, a bit late, she had so many friends

I brought my pogo stick just to show her a trick, she had so many friends

gigastasio@sh.itjust.works · 22 pts · 213d
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Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca · 17 pts · 213d (2 replies)

That’s gotta be cold on the ole’ hoo haa.

Zwiebel@feddit.org · 6 pts · 213d (1 reply)

Also crazy split

bizarroland@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 213d

Maybe she's legless and going for a hop.

SGforce@lemmy.ca · 15 pts · 213d (2 replies)

Up north some people call it a "moose knuckle"

Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca · 8 pts · 213d (1 reply)

Moose knuckles are dudes.

SGforce@lemmy.ca · 4 pts · 213d

Ah true. I don't hear the term often enough to properly remember.

FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 213d (1 reply)

Jokes aside, what the hell are they?

kboy101222@sh.itjust.works · 23 pts · 213d

Hoof prints I believe

PP_BOY_@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 213d (6 replies)

The culprit (NSFW)

specimen@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 213d (1 reply)

My eyes

Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca · 5 pts · 213d

My .... nevermind.

owenfromcanada@lemmy.ca · 12 pts · 213d

"Vajankle" is not a word I needed to learn ever.

Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 213d

.......out of all the things that link COULD have been, how is it THAT??? I mean, you would have had to see that at some point before this moment. How did THAT happen??? And then how did your brain see this thread, and you think "OOH!!! I KNOW JUST THE THING!!!!"

mitkase@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 213d

Come, Watson, the game’s afoot!

GreenKnight23@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 212d

1000002933

what did I just see?!

wioum@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 213d (1 reply)

Water is the source of life

Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 213d

I thought the sun was the source of life.

Taleya@aussie.zone · 7 pts · 212d

iamericandre@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 213d

Damn was convinced this was a mick man post

diabetic_porcupine@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 212d (1 reply)

87Six@lemmy.zip · 5 pts · 212d

For the first time in my life I hope to god that is AI generated

owenfromcanada@lemmy.ca · 4 pts · 213d

Icicussy

Toes@ani.social · 4 pts · 213d

Ah it's a rare snail trail 🐌