Well, in the US at least, there are more trees now than when the settlers landed at Plymouth Rock. I don't think the toilet paper industry is killing the planet.
Oh the natural forests on this continent are in awful shape, but it's only partly because of logging. The current major problem is invasive species and diseases. The American chestnut is a particularly bad victim of this.
My shower thought of the day is wondering if the bidet vs toilet paper thing is a guy argument.
Because I definitely need to wipe when I piss. I can't just aim, fire, and shake it dry, and being wet there would just make me wonder if it was water or urune.
(Disclaimer: I don't actually know if guys do that. I haven't exactly watched. Going off what I've heard and it kinda makes sense I guess?)
Anyway, Makeshift was asking if it was a guy thing, so if bidets were popular with non-op trans women, that would still mean it wasn't. Ditto for enbies like Myself, regardless of anatomy.
I think there's a lot of social value in being intentionally literal in these kinds of situations, when we don't want to allow two terms such as sex and gender to be conflated. Remember that your ability to understand others is within your control, and you must therefore use it responsibly. There are times when you can choose to understand someone, but that doesn't mean you should.
36 Comments
Notyou@sopuli.xyz · 38 pts · 199d
What does using a bidet mean?
Jojowski@sopuli.xyz · 35 pts · 199d
Using a bidet means spraying your butthole with water to clean it after shitting.
a_non_monotonic_function@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 198d
Can you turn up the power for extra fun?
breadleyloafsyou@lemmy.zip · 8 pts · 198d
a_non_monotonic_function@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 198d
Damn. Thought so.
mfed1122@discuss.tchncs.de · 8 pts · 199d
Thad
TheRealKuni@piefed.social · 8 pts · 199d
UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 199d
gray@lemmy.ml · 25 pts · 199d
Bidet gang assemble!
SuperNovaStar@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 9 pts · 199d
Facts! But I also use recycled tp, because I still gotta pat dry.
Will probably switch to towels tho
hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 1 pts · 198d
I'd otherwise use towels, but I want tp to check if it's fully clean.
escapeVelocity@lemmy.ca · 24 pts · 198d
Bidet master race
SeinTe@piefed.europe.pub · 19 pts · 198d
Ach@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 198d
I don't even use old newspapers now. I open a random news site on my phone and whipe my asshole with it to save trees.
87Six@lemmy.zip · 4 pts · 198d
Cyberpunk 2077 V theme plays
deacon@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 198d
This is yes.
Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk · 1 pts · 198d
Pfft. I just wipe the poop off with more poop!
Ravi@feddit.org · 8 pts · 198d
Gigachads use old newspapers directly
FishFace@piefed.social · 1 pts · 198d
They're already full of shit
village604@adultswim.fan · 5 pts · 198d
Well, in the US at least, there are more trees now than when the settlers landed at Plymouth Rock. I don't think the toilet paper industry is killing the planet.
hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 198d
How many of those trees are part of actual forests and not just monoculture wood farms? Also, source?
captainlezbian@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 198d
Oh the natural forests on this continent are in awful shape, but it's only partly because of logging. The current major problem is invasive species and diseases. The American chestnut is a particularly bad victim of this.
Makeshift@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 198d
My shower thought of the day is wondering if the bidet vs toilet paper thing is a guy argument.
Because I definitely need to wipe when I piss. I can't just aim, fire, and shake it dry, and being wet there would just make me wonder if it was water or urune.
(Disclaimer: I don't actually know if guys do that. I haven't exactly watched. Going off what I've heard and it kinda makes sense I guess?)
Grail@multiverse.soulism.net · 2 pts · 198d
I'm nonbinary and I use a bidet
FishFace@piefed.social · 5 pts · 198d
Op is clearly talking about anatomy
Grail@multiverse.soulism.net · -1 pts · 198d
My anatomy is nonbinary too.
FishFace@piefed.social · 4 pts · 198d
Well look I understand if you don't want to be more specific, but without specifics there's no point bringing it up, is there.
Grail@multiverse.soulism.net · 3 pts · 198d
I HAVE NO GENITALS.
FishFace@piefed.social · 2 pts · 198d
Thanks for being more specific!
Grail@multiverse.soulism.net · 2 pts · 198d
Anyway, Makeshift was asking if it was a guy thing, so if bidets were popular with non-op trans women, that would still mean it wasn't. Ditto for enbies like Myself, regardless of anatomy.
I think there's a lot of social value in being intentionally literal in these kinds of situations, when we don't want to allow two terms such as sex and gender to be conflated. Remember that your ability to understand others is within your control, and you must therefore use it responsibly. There are times when you can choose to understand someone, but that doesn't mean you should.
python@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 198d
sigma washcloth on the corner of the sink cabinet gang
Assassassin@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 pts · 198d
Are people actually smug about using recycled toilet paper? There is no possible way it actually has a major effect on anything.
PlaidBaron@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 198d
Its a joke on the term virgin pulp you uncultured swine
Assassassin@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 198d
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catsarebadpeople@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 198d
I use pulp toilet paper but recycle it by saving it to use 2 or 3 times. It's called caring about the environment.
itsgroundhogdayagain@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 198d
Who Gives a Crap? had us piled up with toilet paper during the pandemic when everyone else was searching grocery store after grocery store for rolls.
surewhynotlem@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 198d
Same. And I haven't tuned my subscription properly. I'm a bit inundated with TP still.
Modern_medicine_isnt@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 198d
Wait... old newspapers aren't "renewable" anymore. I think the tree is more sustainable. Lol