This weekend, Amazon is premiering its $40 million Melania Trump documentary. It's pretty clearly a bribe to the Trump family.
We're going to disrupt the big premiere weekend by messing up Melania's Amazon search results. Specifically, we're going to amplify the book Melania: Devourer of Men so it's high in the results. Maybe #1!
The book is perfect: It's absurd, the cover is ridiculous, and it's free, so we're not giving Amazon any money.
Currently, the book ranks #29 in Amazon search results for Melania. But all the other Melania results seem pretty weak (lol), so we can pull this off pretty easily. We just need people to:
- "Buy" the book (it's free)
- Share this post and get other people to "buy" the book.
That's it. Then we can celebrate as an erotic novel about a bat monster Melania Trump becomes a higher and higher search result on Amazon.
Here's a link to the book, in case your Lemmy client stripped out the links above: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07HN9XC1H
Please share!
8 Comments
TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 232d
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nkat2112@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 232d
I love this! Thank you for sharing!
El_Scapacabra@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 232d
Oh my god the description. I'm crying!
SuperNovaStar@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 232d
Wouldn't it be pretty easy to mass generate a bunch of email addresses and buy the book a lot of times?
RagingRobot@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 232d
Why does it cost 40 million to tell the story of a mail order bride?
JoMiran@lemmy.ml · 4 pts · 232d
1 million to make tye movie. 39 million "for the rights to the story".
Blue_Morpho@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 232d
Just don't call her a prostitute or you will be sued.
nkat2112@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 232d
Sweet Lord, this plan is pure genius. I'm on my way to make this purchase - and I'll be providing a 5-star review.
atropa@piefed.social · 1 pts · 228d
friend_of_satan@lemmy.world · 0 pts · 232d