me_irl

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20 Comments

Hoimo@ani.social · 54 pts · 226d (6 replies)

> doesn't mind watching the burgers for a minute while you go to the cheese shed to get the good cheddar
> wears an apron to protect the Sailor Moon shirt you gave her for your anniversary
> eats all the burgers while you're in the shed
> throws four fresh ones on the grill before you're back because she loves you

magnetosphere@fedia.io · 24 pts · 226d (3 replies)

verbally annihilates anyone who makes fun of you for having a cheese shed

bonenode@piefed.social · 11 pts · 226d (2 replies)
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MrShankles@reddthat.com · 5 pts · 226d

Man, than you haven't truly lived!

Nor have I, by those standards: but I imagine that's what "truly living" entails

RBWells@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 226d

Damn, I want a man with a cheese shed!

Perfect man

Goes out to the cheese shed to bring me sharp cheddar

SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social · 13 pts · 226d (1 reply)

OK, where are those women hiding, because I want to go out with one.

can@sh.itjust.works · 11 pts · 226d

They are where the food is

Contentedness@lemmy.nz · 33 pts · 226d

• Isn't already married to someone else

FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world · 23 pts · 226d (1 reply)

Is a woman (optional)

thethunderwolf@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 226d

this

wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world · 20 pts · 226d

has pp

ahh, that's better

EvilHankVenture@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 226d (1 reply)

Even "is nice to you" isn't necessarily mandatory. Loves you, and loved by you are the only necessary attributes.

I mean I love some banter that I wouldn't exactly call "nice". Not mean, but definitely not nice.

OneWomanCreamTeam@sh.itjust.works · 8 pts · 226d

Banter can sound mean without actually being mean. If you're both into it and enjoying it then it probably isn't actually mean.

VaalaVasaVarde@sopuli.xyz · 17 pts · 226d (1 reply)

> Enjoys romantic dates at Spatula City

Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 9 pts · 226d

Spatula City!

Bazell@lemmy.zip · 13 pts · 226d (1 reply)

*exists in real life.

Spacehooks@reddthat.com · 6 pts · 226d

One my favorite scenes:

Is she your dream girl?

No, she better, she's real.

shai_hulud@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 226d

will beat your ass with the greasy spatula while you're looking for the cheddar in the tool shed?

can@sh.itjust.works · 8 pts · 226d (2 replies)

That's like the bare minimum.

TheBat@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 226d
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Rozauhtuno@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 226d

That's the joke.

diabetic_porcupine@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 225d

Practices anal douching