> doesn't mind watching the burgers for a minute while you go to the cheese shed to get the good cheddar
> wears an apron to protect the Sailor Moon shirt you gave her for your anniversary
> eats all the burgers while you're in the shed
> throws four fresh ones on the grill before you're back because she loves you
20 Comments
Hoimo@ani.social · 54 pts · 226d
> doesn't mind watching the burgers for a minute while you go to the cheese shed to get the good cheddar
> wears an apron to protect the Sailor Moon shirt you gave her for your anniversary
> eats all the burgers while you're in the shed
> throws four fresh ones on the grill before you're back because she loves you
magnetosphere@fedia.io · 24 pts · 226d
verbally annihilates anyone who makes fun of you for having a cheese shed
bonenode@piefed.social · 11 pts · 226d
MrShankles@reddthat.com · 5 pts · 226d
Man, than you haven't truly lived!
Nor have I, by those standards: but I imagine that's what "truly living" entails
RBWells@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 226d
Damn, I want a man with a cheese shed!
Perfect man
Goes out to the cheese shed to bring me sharp cheddar
SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social · 13 pts · 226d
OK, where are those women hiding, because I want to go out with one.
can@sh.itjust.works · 11 pts · 226d
They are where the food is
Contentedness@lemmy.nz · 33 pts · 226d
• Isn't already married to someone else
FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world · 23 pts · 226d
Is a woman (optional)
thethunderwolf@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 226d
this
wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world · 20 pts · 226d
ahh, that's better
EvilHankVenture@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 226d
Even "is nice to you" isn't necessarily mandatory. Loves you, and loved by you are the only necessary attributes.
I mean I love some banter that I wouldn't exactly call "nice". Not mean, but definitely not nice.
OneWomanCreamTeam@sh.itjust.works · 8 pts · 226d
Banter can sound mean without actually being mean. If you're both into it and enjoying it then it probably isn't actually mean.
VaalaVasaVarde@sopuli.xyz · 17 pts · 226d
> Enjoys romantic dates at Spatula City
Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 9 pts · 226d
Spatula City!
Bazell@lemmy.zip · 13 pts · 226d
*exists in real life.
Spacehooks@reddthat.com · 6 pts · 226d
One my favorite scenes:
Is she your dream girl?
No, she better, she's real.
shai_hulud@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 226d
will beat your ass with the greasy spatula while you're looking for the cheddar in the tool shed?
can@sh.itjust.works · 8 pts · 226d
That's like the bare minimum.
TheBat@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 226d
Rozauhtuno@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 226d
That's the joke.
diabetic_porcupine@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 225d
Practices anal douching