c/lemmyshitpost · by modestmeme@lemmy.world · 206dAs previously mentioned 342 points · 6 comments · view on lemmy.world
6 Comments
supersquirrel@sopuli.xyz · 31 pts · 206d
Dumbasses, that is why they chose a snake as their symbol, to remind each other to always train on jaw flexibility every time they eat precisely so this wouldn't happen.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Snake
Also sucking dick is great, don't insult such a giving act by associating it with those who never give.
Kolanaki@pawb.social · 13 pts · 206d
The dangers of giving a rusty tromebone; lockjaw and tetanus.
hectocotylus@sh.itjust.works · 8 pts · 206d
Insurance denied his claim, calling it a pre-existing condition.
m4xie@lemmy.ca · 5 pts · 206d
Wouldn't the graveyard shift involve less dick sucking? I'd imagine the second shift would be the peak, probably the latter half
Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 206d
C'mon now. You seriously think the zombies rise from theie graves on 2nd shift to give blowjobs? Or do you think it happens at midnight?
Yeah. Think before you speak.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 206d
zombies rise from their graves to give blowjobs on swing shift and you know it