"Yes, hi, I'm not a leopard, I'm from the coalition of pumas, and what we would like to know is, since you have such a surplus of faces so that you can't possibly even eat them all, would it be possible for us to have some?"
I got a newish white feral kitty and that's all that's all she wants in life. That and wanton destruction. She actually got her first kill the other day.
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psx_crab@lemmy.zip · 75 pts · 208d
>Danger Kitty
>friend shaped
tomiant@piefed.social · 27 pts · 208d
It would be the most divine few seconds burrowing your face in that fluffy belly before you died.
9488fcea02a9@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 207d
Every time i see big cats in zoos (😢), or on TV or whatever, i think "so cute!"....
If i ever saw one in real life, i would say "awwww, kitty!!! 😍" just before being mauled to death....
SPRUNT@lemmy.world · 59 pts · 208d
Canadian cougars politely ask how you would like to be mauled.
TheBat@lemmy.world · 35 pts · 208d
tomiant@piefed.social · 32 pts · 208d
Within 1.6 km of [your location].
WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 208d
Relevant xkcd
Pissmidget@lemmy.world · 40 pts · 208d
Honestly, how can they expect you not to hug it. Just look at the ears!
alquicksilver@lemmy.world · 24 pts · 208d
You pet the ears; my face is 100% buried in that fluffy tum before I'm mauled.
itkovian@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 208d
That tummy is soo flufiy.
tomiant@piefed.social · 35 pts · 208d
"Yes, hi, I'm not a leopard, I'm from the coalition of pumas, and what we would like to know is, since you have such a surplus of faces so that you can't possibly even eat them all, would it be possible for us to have some?"
Etterra@discuss.online · 3 pts · 208d
I'm sure we can arrange to have some of them brought up here for a "recreational getaway" - I'm sure you'll find them fun to gnaw upon.
RonnyZittledong@lemmy.world · 22 pts · 208d
He just needs cheek scritches
YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today · 1 pts · 207d
I got a newish white feral kitty and that's all that's all she wants in life. That and wanton destruction. She actually got her first kill the other day.
qupada@fedia.io · 21 pts · 208d
If you're cold, they're cold. Bring them inside.
unemployedclaquer@sopuli.xyz · 8 pts · 208d
Cop 1: "This cat don't even wear shades"
Cop 2: "this cat thinks they too cool for justice. In these mean streets!"
Cat: hey guys, hey everyone, uh, it's true that I ate all the puppies on this mountain. You can get my new single on the streaming things.
TheBat@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 208d